Don't Call Me Darling

Lyrics

[first two lines whispered by Brix]
Don't call me darling

Don't call me darling

Harbouring on it
hates this
wants this
she hates this

>>Don't call me darling
>>Don't call me darling
>>Don't call me darling
>>Don't call me darling

The long black hair
of wretched bluebottle (1)
darting all over
to no avail
I got zero tolerance
My head full 
[I'll pack a wool swab]
>>Don't call me darling
>>Don't call me darling
>>Don't call me darling
>>Don't call me darling

People hate beauty
I cannot fathom it
They smell of oak paneling
voices thick with
Bouncing Jackson
with stupidity
>>Don't call me darling
>>Don't call me darling
>>Don't call me darling
>>Don't call me darling
>>Don't call me darling

Soon there will be dancing
around the queue strippy
high and cheap
why do people hate beauty
I cannot fathom it
a bouncing...
>>Don't call me darling
>>Don't call me darling

Notes

1. A bluebottle can be a fly, a parasitic wasp, a squeaky-voiced Boy Scout played by Peter Sellers on the 1950s British radio comedy The Goon Show, or a police officer. Here my money's on the wasp.  ^

Comments (1)

dannyno
  • 1. dannyno | 26/04/2013
"blue bottle" is more likely to be the fly than the wasp. The wasp is obscure, the fly a byword for annoying buzzing.

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