Glam-Racket

Lyrics

(1)

Stop eating all that chocolate
Eat salad instead  (2)
In fact, you're a half-wit from somewhere or other
Why don't you bog off back to Xanadu in Ireland (3)

 

Glam Rick
Glam Rick (4)

Don't try to cheat me
I'm fragile
You hang around with camera crews in shell-suits (5)
You lecture on sweets
You read Viz comic (6)

Glam Rick

You are bequeathed in suede
You are entrenched in suede (7)
Glam Rick
You've got celluloid in your genes dad  (8)
You are Glam Rick
You've cut my income by one third
You are working on a video project
You hog the bathroom (9)
And never put your hand in your pocket
Glam Rick
You're Glam Rick

You're paging Malagna in Spain (10)
But can't read between the lines
Your price, cut down is amazing
You're one of the best songs I've ever heard by Stephen King (11)
Glam Rick
Rhinestone
Your Clearasil produces Richthofen rashes, (12)
Sideboard-like on mountains
Clearasil is in conjunction
Shadrach, the shock (13)
Glam Rick
You post out sixty-page computer printouts
On the end of forests  (14)
All the above will come back to you
And confirm you as a damn pest
Glam Rick

You're Glam Rick

 

Notes

1. Usually interpeted as a swipe at the glam revival that was apparently going on in 1993. The music is heavily indebted to glam icon Gary Glitter (see also "New Big Prinz" and "Mountain Energei").When Brix rejoined the band, she added vocals (the Peel session version is entitled "Glam Racket-Star"; the "Star" portion is Brix's contribution). Brix later claimed that "Bad News Girl" from I Am Kurious, Oranj was about her, and "Star" was meant to be a good-naturedly insulting rejoinder. The lyrics to the "Star" portion of the song:

You say that you're a star but I don't give a fuck 
I watch your head expanding as you're running out of luck
I feel empty
Cause baby you suck me
I feel empty
Cause baby you suck me clean
Go feast on someone else
Cause charity ain't my scene
I feel nothing
Cause it's nothing you make me feel
Go shine on someone else
Cause your act has lost all its appeal
So glam racket
Glam racket
Glam star racket

From Brix's autobiography The Rise, The Fall, and The Rise:  "the lyrics were such an obvious swipe at Mark and even allude to the old Fall song 'The Man Whose Head Expanded'. Mark was so self-obsessed, he would never think that someone in his band was writing a song about him. After years of him viciously singing about me, I finally let him have it. It was subtle revenge for 'Bad News Girl.'"

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2. From Hanley's book, thanks to Dan:

From The Big Midweek: p313: "for some reason, he [MES] offers me a bar of Dairy Milk. I don't often eat chocolate, but it's such a rare thing to be offered food by the boss that I eat the lot before leaving him to get the vocals down.... <snip> ... the opening line [of Glam Racket] is him shouting at someone to stop eating all that chocolate and to eat salad instead. And that someone's a Viz-reading half-wit with a penchant for Stephen King. And that someone is also cutting Mark's income by a third and should literally bog off back to Ireland. I wouldn't care, but I was only being polite eating the blasted chocolate bar!"

 

Grimo from the Fall online forum has tracked down a possible source for these lines:

I don't know if anyone has unearthed this, but the "Stop Eating Chocolate, Eat Salad Instead" line must have been inspired by "George's Marvellous Medicine" by Roald Dahl. I first realised this about a decade ago, but forgot where I found it...

"Grandma sipped some tea but never took her eyes from the little boy who stood before her. 'Never grow up,' she said. 'Always down.'

'Yes, Grandma.'

'And stop eating chocolate. Eat cabbage instead.' 

'Cabbage? Oh no, I don't like cabbage.' George said

'It's not what you like or don't like,' Grandma snapped.' It's what's good for you that counts. From now on, you must eat cabbage three times a day. Mountains of cabbage! And if it's got caterpillars in it, so much the better!'

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3. I'm not sure what the Ireland connection is, but the name "Xanadu" entered common usage with Samuel Taylor Coleridge's poem "Kubla Khan," which begins: "In Xanadu did Kubla Khan/ A stately pleasure dome decree." Khan's palace in Xanadu (also known as Shangdu) was the summer capital of the Yuan dynasty. The name connotes a place of pleasure and idleness, an opulent respite from gritty quotidian realities. Among the many uses of the term in popular culture, the protagonist of Citizen Kane named his estate Xanadu, and there was a 1980 film called Xanadu which featured Gene Kelly and Olivia Newton John (and was the source of multiple hit singles by both John herself and by the Electric Light Orchestra). Closer to home, in 1968 a song called "The Legend of Xanadu" by Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mich and Tich (yes, they recorded it using all those names) hit number one, and the Fall recorded the song for a 1992 compilation album called Ruby Trax

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4. Is there a real-life "Rick" to whom the song is addressed? This question was settled not at all by elvischomsky on the Fall online forum:

Despite what it says on the Lyrics Parade on this here intrawotnot, I'm pretty sure he sings "Glam wreck".

Edit: Actuafactually on listening to it again the backing vocals contrapuntally appear to be singing "Rick". Which leaves us none the wiser. Tra-la-la...

On reflection... Right been mulling this over, I think the person most of it's directed at is the mysterious co-producer of TIS and sometime Fall mixer, REX Sargeant (I think other bits may be about Dave Bush).

According to Thop, Rex Sergeant's "nickname was 'The Racket Scientist' and his real name was Ronan, which could be where the Ireland reference comes in, rather than (or as well as) referring to Steve Hanley."

But TLB rather plausibly points out:

"I've got another explanation for the 'Rick' chorus. I don't think it's Rick at all, but an abbreviation of the song title, 'Rckt" instead of 'Racket' and he's rephrasing it without the vowels. 

Steve Hanley makes a convincing case that the song is about him in his book, and I don't see a connection between Hanley and 'Rick'. 

I'm sure I've seen the title abbreviated to 'Glam Rkt' or 'Glam Rckt' on some Fall artwork or promo material, but I can't put my finger on where. 

Abbreviating like that is an MES trait, as is vocalising abbreviations in lyrics, eg: the way he sings Xmas in 'No Xmas for John Quays' and riffs on the 'X.'"

Notice however that Hanley merely says the line about eating chocolate is about him, not the whole song (see note 2 above).

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5. A shell suit is basically a shiny plastic track suit. In the 80s they were somewhat popular, although I'm not sure if they were ever associated with glam rock; Jimmy Savile, mentioned in Fortress, was known for wearing them. Shell suits were voted the worst fashion item of the past 50 years in an online poll conducted by web retailer itsme.  

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6. Viz is a British comic magazine, featuring characters like "Johnny Fartpants," "Sid the Sexist," "Buster Gonad" and "Sweary Mary." It began life in 1979 as a punk fanzine. In 1986, MES supposedly declared that it was "not as funny as it used to be," a quote the magazine promptly placed on their cover...that's such a good note I'm leaving it in, but it is one of those persistent tales that is in fact false. Dan:

Punch magazine had "not as funny as it used to be" on its cover as early as 1989 (earliest I found); but it was said about Punch as early as 1877 and became a running joke. What Viz put on its cover - earliest i found was 1991 - was "The magazine that's not funny any more - and that's official". Clearly in doing that Viz was also making a joke about Punch. In fact, in 1988 (not 1986), MES said "It's all farts and rude words now, nothing like as inventive as when it started out." MES is also supposed to have accused Viz of selling out to Virgin.

Smith himself was featued in the magazine at least once.  

From Martin Gammon:

"Further to Note 6: in one issue of Viz, "Student Grant" (an annoying student) goes to a hairdresser where various "indie" band hairstyles are offered including 'the Fall-ah.'"

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7. Suede was a popular band of the early 90s, whose style was heavily indebted to glam rock. Many fans took this line to be a reference to the band, but Mark E. Smith has denied this (via Reformation) : 

"In Manchester, if you've got a job in the media, say in videos, you wear suede shoes and a suede jacket. They all do. The song has got fuck all to do with the group Suede, and they shouldn't flatter themselves to think it is."

A somewhat more lengthy, if scarcely more enlightening, set of comments comes to us from MES, in Indiecatorvia our very own Dan (1993): "Which brings us neatly to 'Glam Racket No.3,' the song that Suede are apparently honoured to believe is aimed at their carefully coiffeured Seventies demeanour. Mark explains that the lyrical reference is to 'suede' and not 'Suede'. Yeah, sure. 'The group came up with this tune and I told them it sounded like glam shite.' One swift re-working later and 'Glam Racket' was born. 'I was a bit stuck for lyrics,' he recalls, 'so I ended up writing some aphorisms. I just sang them over the tune. It's nothing to do with Denim or Suede, believe it or not.' Rumour has it that Suede took it as... er, something of a compliment. 'Well I think that's really big-headed of them. If they looked deeper into the lyrics they'd be quite insulted!' he adds with a throaty guffaw thrown in for good measure. 'It's not about them at all. I think they're flattering themselves to be quite frank.' Smith does actually like Suede though. For ages they used to send him demos and he's always been impressed with their grasp of pop sensibilities." 


Suede either parodied, paid homage, or both, to the Fall in a song called "Implement Yeah!" which begins: "The boy Smith's got lard for a tongue/He looks like a bum or a son or a punk/He's a basket case, he's a silent sodder/His face is odd, his voice is odder/Yeah, Implement Yeah!" 

In Quietus "Baker's Dozen" feature, Suede's Brett Anderson chose This Nation's Saving Grace as one of his 13 favorite albums, and commented on Mark E. Smith:

He was always a huge, huge influence for me, growing up and then in Suede. You can't actually hear it in Suede, but we were massive fans, Justine and I especially, we were obsessed. When Matt, Justine or I were just mucking around we wrote the song 'Implement Yeah!', which was a sort of comedy song about him. Then there was the Fall song 'Glam-Racket', which the NME or someone said was about us. Who knows what anyone's songs are about, let alone Mark E. Smith songs? I think it was a timing thing: it came out in 1993, and people just assumed it was a criticism of Suede. Mark E. Smith's too smart to write a criticism of anyone, apart from people he's been in a band with. A great artist utterly defines their own genre, and that's what Mark E. Smith's done. He's got a patent on that sound.

And, shortly fter MES's death, Suede's bass player, Mat Osman, posted the following story on Twitter:

"I have a Mark E Smith story actually. Back in the day Suede got asked to support The Fall on a couple of dates. To a man we were massive fans and VERY excited to be asked. Everyone told us he could be rough on support bands but he was great. Lots of time to soundcheck. He was friendly, helpful, told us to come straight to him with any problem. The shows were great, his crowd were great, The Fall were great. On our way home in the van we were listening to Richard Skinner and he had an interview with Mark. We listened in intently. Especially when Skinner asked, 'Do you like any of the new bands who are calling you an influence.' Mark said 'Like who?' Skinner asked 'Well, like Suede.' There was a perfectly timed beat. 'Never heard of them.'"

Finally, again from Martin Gammon: "Further to the Suede saga, Elastica did a Xmas Peel session with a 'tribute' to the Fall titled  'I want to be a King of Orient-ah.'"

Elastica was fronted by Justine Frischmann, who was an early member of Suede, having left the band prior to their landing a record deal. The Fall's keyboardist Dave Bush went on to join Elastica, and MES appears on, and gets co-writing credits for, two songs on their 2000 album The Menace. The song in question is in fact officially titled "I Want to be a King of Orient Aah," and the "aah," while gratuitous, is not sung in an obviously MES-ian way but rather as a distinct word, as well as being the subject of several rhymes, which MES would not have done. Nor is there any clear reference to Smith or the Fall in the lyrics, which is not to say it's not intended as a hat tip to Smith, but it's not clear that it is. 

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8. From Shawn Swagerty: "At a 1991 American Film Institute tribute to American actor Kirk Douglas, his son Michael Douglas said in his tribute speech to his falther, 'You put celluloid in our genes, dad'" (see comment #40 below for a link to the video).

^


9. Although he denies the song is about Suede (see note 7), Smith did subsequently make comments involving Brett Anderson and a bathroom"First time I met Brett he keeled over and fell on the floor. I got on with him Ok but he kept following me into the toilet every time I went for a piss. It's God's honest truth. For drugs? No, no. For sex? I don't know. Maybe he just wanted to look at my underwear."

^


10. Most likely a slip for "Málaga," a city in Andalusia. This and "Xanadu" (note 3) may be intended to connote a decadent, jet setting lifestyle.

Note that the next song on The Infotainment Scan is "I'm Going to Spain" (Zack).

^

11. Stephen King is, in fact, a musician; for years he played in a band called "The Remainders," the members of which were mostly authors and included, at one time or another, Dave Barry, Amy Tan, Maya Angelou, Ridley Pearson, Scott Turow, Joel Selvin, James McBride, Mitch Albom, Roy Blount Jr., Barbara Kingsolver, Robert Fulghum, and Matt Groening.  

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12. Clearasil is acne medication. Manfred von RIchtofen, also known as the "Red Baron," was an German flying ace during World War I, and is credited with an astonishing 80 victories. Photographs seem to suggest that his skin was pretty clear.  

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13. Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego were the three men in the book of Daniel who survived, through divine intervention, being placed in a furnace. There was also a Marvel supervillain named Shadrach. The reference may be to something else entirely.  

From Captain Beefheart's "The Blimp": 

"Back in the fat rack/Shadrach, Meshach"

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14. Zack notes that this "echoes this remark from an MES interview from 1991-92: 'What made me laugh was Sting's concept album. It had a book in it about how hard it was for him to write the LP, and how concerned he was about the rain forest on 20 pages of this expensive quality paper made out of loads of trees.'"

See also "British People in Hot Weather": "Press hot houses waste tree statements" (thanks to Mark for this connection).

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More Information

Glam Racket: Fall Tracks A-Z

The Story of the Fall: 1993

Legend of Xanadu: Fall Tracks A-Z

More about the (lack of a) Suede Connection, and what the lyrics are about, "Suede are alright," etc.

From Titfordshire:

Message: If transcribed a few of the differences from live version. It doesn't help much with the overall meaning, but some of it is pretty funny. (like the Call Me Al & jellyfish lines) From Mark Goodier session 17/5/93: MES as if he's reading  '...says the first face to the Egyptian. It must be a corpse, or, a Mummy. Who is his Mummy?'Female voice 'Such an Angel..... and he's on, chemotherapy' MES Later...'You look at July roses yet does not have the mentality to cut down himself. you are stuck like a little pig on a castle lawn and said - look at what happened to my leg. Your GlamRick... You are bit by bit, reticent, in splendure you'd think. GlamRacket... When they sent to computer, they forgot the scientist are half illiterate. Glam Rick.. You make all history and related topics, thematic. you are coming around to Viz comic. you are operation, mind distort, on the children of this land. you are a slow coach of the first water. you are paging Malagna in Spain. you can not read between the lines. you are bit by bit reticent. you have Pelagia of the mind. Pelagia is a genus of jelly fish' [This is indeed true--bzfgt]

From the Peel session 17/12/94, a few line changes Both Xanadu in Ireland and Malagna, Spain are missing. The later replaced by 'somewhere'. Instead of shell suits he says: 'You hang around with camera men who look up girls skirts,' 'Your Clearasil advert could use some Richthofen(?) rashes. sideboard like. Shadrach. (another word I cant make out.) 'You post out 60 page computer print outs on the death of Earths forest. 'You are Malchick of the worst order.'  The last line made me think of Clockwork Orange speak (nadsat). Malchick meaning Boy (like the teenage ones described in the book). From the live recording on 27points album: 'Prozac, its a good life, bowing to a tyrant. The rocks in Spain look like the ones around lochs in the highlands, on or on the continent. Spirit, response. Call me Al, from the UK Prozac. Glam Rack Don't try and cheat me, I'm fragile. You hog the bar and always keep your hand in your pocket. You're Glam Rick Why don't you bog off back to Ireland or where ever it is you're from.' 

'Call me Al '- a ref to the Paul Simon song.

On "A Past Gone Mad," Mark Goodier session on May 17th, 1993, we find one of the lines above in nearly the same form: "See, the rocks in Spain look like the ones 'round the lochs in the Highlands."

 

Zack comments:

"Ten Points" on the album The Twenty-Seven Points is an MES spoken word piece that appears to be an early draft of "Glam-Racket."

Many of the lyrics that Titfordshire transcribed from the Goodier version of "GR" also appear in "Ten Points," though sadly the best line does not: "He has thoughts, crap, Blake-like, like 'while they sleep I'll plot to shaft the bastards in their cot through gradualment and see bit by bit.'"

Comments (67)

Ted
  • 1. Ted | 11/07/2013
I have always thought it's "You lecture on Sweet" not sweets, i.e. the glam-rock group.
dannyno
  • 2. dannyno | 13/08/2014
Hanley's book "The Big Midweek" casts quite a lot of light on the lyrics to this song, many of which were directed at him (he has an Irish background).

In particular he tells a story which explains the opening lines:

"Stop eating all that chocolate
Eat salad instead"
dannyno
  • 3. dannyno | 13/08/2014
From "The Big Midweek": p313:

"for some reason, he [MES] offers me a bar of Dairy Milk. I don't often eat chocolate, but it's such a rare think to be offered food by the boss that I eat the lot before leaving him to get the vocals down.... <snip> ... the opening line [of Glam Racket] is him shouting at someone to stop eating all that chocolate and to eat salad instead. And that someone's a Viz-reading half-wit with a penchant for Stephen King. And that someone is also cutting Mark's income by a third and should literally bog off back to Ireland. I wouldn't care, but I was only being polite eating the blasted chocolate bar!"
Martin Gammon
  • 4. Martin Gammon | 19/08/2015
Further to Note 6: in one issue of Viz, 'Student Grant' (an annoying student) goes to a hairdresser where various 'indie' band hairstyles are offered including 'the Fall-ah'.
Further to the Suede saga, Justine Frischmann (one time of Suede and also Elastica) did a Xmas Peel session with a 'tribute' to the Fall titled ' I want to be a King of Orient-ah'.
dannyno
  • 5. dannyno | 10/02/2016
"In 1986, MES declared that it was "not as funny as it used to be," a quote the magazine promptly placed on their cover."

No he didn't.

And "not as funny as it used to be" is a reference to Punch magazine.

See detective work in this FOF thread:
http://z1.invisionfree.com/thefall/index.php?showtopic=39010

In fact, in 1988 (not 1986), MES said "It's all farts and rude words now, nothing like as inventive as when it started out."

MES is also supposed to have accused Viz of selling out to Virgin. I've not found a citation for that.
dannyno
  • 6. dannyno | 10/02/2016
To clarify: Punch magazine had "not as funny as it used to be" on its cover as early as 1989 (earliest I found); but it was said about Punch as early as 1877 and became a running joke. What Viz put on its cover - earliest i found was 1991 - was "The magazine that's not funny any more - and that's official". Clearly in doing that Viz was also making a joke about Punch.
dannyno
  • 7. dannyno | 10/02/2016
Martin Gammon:

"I Wanna Be a King of Orient Aah" is an Elastica session, rather than Frischmann solo, to clarify that.
bzfgt
  • 8. bzfgt | 19/03/2016
OK, sorry about that, I know it's a pet peeve of yours. Didn't the blurb actually say that, though, if MES didn't?
bzfgt
  • 9. bzfgt | 19/03/2016
Sorry, I'm reading the comments in email which is why I missed your next one, disregard.
bzfgt
  • 10. bzfgt | 19/03/2016
Martin, if you've no objection I slightly edited your remark to reflect Dan's correction (which I'm assuming is correct, you'll correct me if not).
dannyno
  • 11. dannyno | 05/05/2016
Brix's The Rise, The Fall, and The Rise confirms that she wrote the "Star" portion of the lyric. MES didn't realise it was about him:


the lyrics were such an obvious swipe at Mark and even allude to the old Fall song 'The Man Whose Head Expanded'. Mark was so self-obsessed, he would never think that someone in his band was writing a song about him. After years of him viciously singing about me, I finally let him have it. It was subtle revenge for 'Bad News Girl'.
dannyno
  • 12. dannyno | 28/08/2016
Shadrack/shadrach - there's a similar thing in the lyrics to Beefheart's "The Blimp".
Zack
  • 13. Zack | 07/11/2016
"Paging Malag(n)a in Spain" ties in thematically with the subsequent song on the album, "I'm Going to Spain."
mab
  • 14. mab | 28/12/2016
The Xanadu reference. In late 1992 The Fall's contribution to the NME compilation "Ruby Trax", commemorating the 40th anniversary of the first ever UK singles chart (which the NME published), was a version of Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich's "Legend of Xanadu". No idea what this has to do with Ireland, but is it mere coincidence?
bzfgt
  • 15. bzfgt | 04/01/2017
Yeah it already says that in note 3!
Zack
  • 16. Zack | 04/02/2017
"Sixty-page computer printouts on the end of forests" echos this remark from an MES interview from 1991-92 (http://thefall.org/gigography/92jan-select.html):

"What made me laugh was Sting's concept album. It had a book in it about how hard it was for him to write the LP, and how concerned he was about the rain forest on 20 pages of this expensive quality paper made out of loads of trees."
bzfgt
  • 17. bzfgt | 11/02/2017
I've decided the commonly printed lyrics to "The Blimp" are wrong and Semens says "Meschach" just like it sounds and makes sense. My note, alone on the internet, reflects this. A hero? Anyone would have done it.
dannyno
  • 18. dannyno | 12/02/2017
I approve. You are a veritable hub of lyrical revisionism!
harleyr
  • 19. harleyr | 17/02/2017
>>Suede was a popular band of the early 90s, whose style was heavily indebted to glam rock. Many fans took this line to be a reference to the band, but Mark E. Smith has denied this

Worth noting perhaps that Smith dropped this line from live performances of the track after the album came out. (That's my impression anyway, not scientifically evidenced).
bzfgt
  • 20. bzfgt | 18/02/2017
Cool, harley, if anyone (Martin?) ever gets the urge to check, I'll add it upstairs, but either way it's noted here.
Titfordshire
  • 21. Titfordshire | 09/07/2017
If transcribed a few of the differences from live version.
It doesn't help much with the overall meaning, but some of it is pretty funny. (like the Call Me Al & jellyfish lines)

From Mark Goodier session 17/5/93:
MES as if he's reading '...says the first face to the Egyptian. It must be a corpse, or, a Mummy.
Who is his Mummy?'

Female voice 'Such an Angel..... and he's on, chemotherapy'

MES Later..

'You look at July roses
yet does not have the mentality to cut down himself.
you are stuck like a little pig on a castle lawn
and said - look at what happened to my leg.
Your GlamRick...

You are bit by bit, reticent, in splendure you'd think.
GlamRacket...

When they sent to computer,
they forgot the scientist are half illiterate.
Glam Rick..

You make all history and related topics, thematic.
you are coming around to Viz comic.
you are operation, mind distort, on the children of this land.
you are a slow coach of the first water.

you are paging Malagna in Spain.
you can not read between the lines.
you are bit by bit reticent.
you have Pelagia of the mind.


Pelagia is a genus of jelly fish

From the Peel session 17/12/94, a few line changes

Both Xandadu in Ireland and Malagna, Spain are missing. The later replaced by 'somewhere'.

Instead of shell suits he says:
[quote]'You hang around with camera men who look up girls skirts,'

'Your Clearasil advert could use some Richthofen(?) rashes.
sideboard like.
Shadrach. [/quote]
(another word I cant make out.)
You post out 60 page computer print outs on the death of Earths forest.
'You are Malchick of the worst order.'


The last line made me think of Clockwork Orange speak (nadsat). Malchick meaning Boy (like the teenage ones described in the book).

From Live recording on 27points album:

Prozac, its a good life, bowing to a tyrant.

Rocks in Spain look like the ones around lochs in the highlands,
on or on the continent.
Spirit, response. Call me Al, from the UK
Prozac.

Glam Rack

Don't try and cheat me, I'm fragile.
You hog the bar and always keep your hand in your pocket.
You're Glam Rick

Why don't you bog off back to Ireland or where ever it is you're from.


'Call me Al '- a ref to the Paul Simon song.
Titfordshire
  • 22. Titfordshire | 09/07/2017
sorry I messed up the formatting
bzfgt
  • 23. bzfgt (link) | 15/07/2017
Great, I pasted all that under "More Information." I love "slow coach of the first water."
bzfgt
  • 24. bzfgt (link) | 15/07/2017
Yeah, I cleaned it up some but I'll have to come back and go through it when I have more ambition...
Zack
  • 25. Zack | 17/07/2017
"Ten Points" on the album The Twenty-Seven Points is an MES spoken word piece that appears to be an early draft of "Glam-Racket."

Many of the lyrics that Titfordshire transcribed from the Goodier version of "GR" also appear in "Ten Points," though sadly the best line does not: "He has thoughts, crap, Blake-like, like 'while they sleep I'll plot to shaft the bastards in their cot through gradualment and see bit by bit.'"
bzfgt
  • 26. bzfgt (link) | 22/07/2017
Crap, I should have an entry for "Ten Points"..to do list.
Thop
  • 27. Thop | 08/08/2017
Just to add to the connections made to the producer Rex Sargeant (who died in 2011):
his nickname was 'The Racket Scientist' and his real name was Ronan, which could be where the Ireland reference comes in, rather than (or as well as) referring to Steve Hanley.
dannyno
  • 28. dannyno | 09/08/2017
A connection was made, but I'm not clear what the connection is supposed to be because all that was said was:

Right been mulling this over, I think the person most of it's directed at is the mysterious co-producer of TIS and sometime Fall mixer, REX Sargeant (I think other bits may be about Dave Bush)


I'm not seeing any reasons there.

Anyway, just to note that Rex died in 2010, not 2011.
Thop
  • 29. Thop | 09/08/2017
Apologies for the erroneous date I gave for Rex's passing and thanks for correcting.
Can only ever speculate the reason. Could be airing a peeve (whether a serious or comic one) about Rex's production style, or their new label.
bzfgt
  • 30. bzfgt (link) | 16/09/2017
Yeah, sadly EC is no longer with us, so we'll never get his reasons from the horse's mouth. I'm leaving it for now, maybe something will turn up either to confirm or to direct our attention elsewhere. Oddly enough, the situation is worsened by having more information now, since before it was one perhaps idle comment by EC, but now it's more substantial and thus potentially more misleading...
bzfgt
  • 31. bzfgt (link) | 16/09/2017
Maybe he's hearing Wreck/Rick/Rex? I should have asked him...maybe I did, I'll check...
bzfgt
  • 32. bzfgt (link) | 16/09/2017
Looking at it, his speculations were idle and a bit silly...he changed it a post later to "Brix"...crap, I should clean this up but I don't know where to go with it.
TLB
  • 33. TLB | 28/09/2017
I've got another explanation for the "Rick" chorus. I don't think it's Rick at all, but an abbreviation of the song title, 'Rckt" instead of 'Racket' and he's rephrasing it without the vowels.

Steve Hanley makes a convincing case that the song is about him in his book, and I don't see a connection between Hanley and 'Rick'.

I'm sure I've seen the title abbreviated to 'Glam Rkt' or 'Glam Rckt' on some Fall artwork or promo material, but I can't put my finger on where.

Abbreviating like that is an MES trait, as is vocalising abbreviations in lyrics, eg: the way he sings Xmas in 'No Xmas for John Quays and riffs on the 'X'.
dannyno
  • 34. dannyno | 29/09/2017
Note #1 quotes from Hanley's book. Hanley accounts for the origin of some of the lines, but he doesn't actually make any case that the whole song is about him at all.
dannyno
  • 35. dannyno | 29/09/2017
But I do agree with TLB that "rick" could be MES playing with the sound "racket".
bzfgt
  • 36. bzfgt (link) | 11/11/2017
TLB, I think that is very likely, now that you suggest it. He likes pronouncing initialisms.
bzfgt
  • 37. bzfgt (link) | 11/11/2017
Absolutely, the chocolate line is what Hanley claims. I moved it to note two, I somehow had it mixed in with the "Star" stuff...
Martin
  • 38. Martin | 22/01/2018
Re comment no 19: harleyr. "Suede was a popular band of the early 90s, whose style was heavily indebted to glam rock. Many fans took this line to be a reference to the band, but Mark E. Smith has denied this

Worth noting perhaps that Smith dropped this line from live performances of the track after the album came out. (That's my impression anyway, not scientifically evidenced)

The official release of the album was 5 May 1993. The day after (Newcastle) MES sang: "entrenched in suede, bedecked in suede."

The following two shows (7 and 8 May) references to suede or Suede were missing, as they seem to be in some of the September US dates of 1993.

Worth noting, however, that other lyrics in the song are either dropped or changed, so conclusions shouldn't be taken lightly.
Allan
  • 39. Allan | 26/01/2018
I thought it was salmon
Shawn Swagerty
  • 40. Shawn Swagerty | 04/02/2018
About the line "you've got celluloid in your genes, dad."

At a 1991 American Film Institute tribute to American actor Kirk Douglas, his son Michael Douglas said in his tribute speech to his falther, "You put celluloid in our genes, dad."

The utterance occurs at 03:30 in this YouTube clip from the event:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0ztWaXs0gs
dannyno
  • 41. dannyno | 05/02/2018
Comment #40, that's excellent.

The American Film Institute's 19th Annual Life Achievement Award ceremony, recorded in March 1991, was broadcast in May 1991. The celluloid/genes comment was reported at the time, for example by the New York Times: http://www.nytimes.com/1991/05/23/movies/review-television-a-salute-to-kirk-douglas-for-his-life.html

The Fall were on tour in Germany when the CBS tribute was aired and that review was published. It's possible MES could have picked up the newspaper in Europe, of course.

But, you know what I'm going to say: seems a long time ago in terms of the debut of the song.

However, the tribute was not aired on UK TV until the following year, as part of a loose kind of "Hollywood Greats" series of programmes on Channel 4.

It was shown on Tuesday 4 August 1992, to be precise [a date when The Fall were in the UK]. The Sunday Telegraph preview quotes the celluoid/genes line. It was also mentioned by Craig Brown in his The Times column of 9 August 1992.

So I think most likely MES watched the "Salute to Kirk Douglas" programme when it was broadcast on Channel 4 in the UK (the year after it was shown in the US), or else read about it in the 'papers (apart from those cited above, the quotation may have been reported elsewhere).
dannyno
  • 42. dannyno | 05/02/2018
"Pelagia of the mind"

Maybe MES has pellagra in mind here?

Dan
workinprogress
  • 43. workinprogress | 08/02/2018
Alternatively, Pelagia could be a reference to Pelagianism: "Pelagianism is the belief that original sin did not taint human nature and that mortal will is still capable of choosing good or evil without special divine aid." according to Wikipedia
bzfgt
  • 44. bzfgt (link) | 11/02/2018
Well, Pelagia is indeed a genus of jellyfish: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelagia_(cnidarian)
Martin
  • 45. Martin | 22/03/2018
MES shouts at, presumably at random, though you can never be certain of these things, the word "Shadrach" during Plug Yourself In, at Jilly's Rockworld on 13 May 1997.
dannyno
  • 46. dannyno | 27/06/2018
Surprised we haven't quoted the Indiecator interview from 1993: http://thefall.org/gigography/93indiecator.html

Which brings us neatly to 'Glam Racket No.3', the song that Suede are apparently honoured to believe is aimed at their carefully coiffeured Seventies demeanour. Mark explains that the lyrical reference is to 'suede' and not 'Suede'. Yeah, sure.

"The group came up with this tune and I told them it sounded like glam shite."

One swift re-working later and 'Glam Racket' was born.

"I was a bit stuck for lyrics," he recalls, "so I ended up writing some aphorisms. I just sang them over the tune. It's nothing to do with Denim or Suede, believe it or not."

Rumour has it that Suede took it as... er, something of a compliment.

"Well I think that's really big-headed of them. If they looked deeper into the lyrics they'd be quite insulted!" he adds with a throaty guffaw thrown in for good measure. "It's not about them at all. I think they're flattering themselves to be quite frank."

Smith does actually like Suede though. For ages they used to send him demos and he's always been impressed with their grasp of pop sensibilities.
bzfgt
  • 47. bzfgt (link) | 15/07/2018
Aimed at their "demeanor"? Nicely incoherent passage with enough MES kettle logic to satisfy anyone, I suppose...
bzfgt
  • 48. bzfgt (link) | 15/07/2018
I wonder should I quote the one where he claimed not to have heard of them? Do you remember where that's from? I think it's someone from Suede was telling that right after MES died...
dannyno
  • 49. dannyno | 23/07/2018
Comment #48. Yes, it was something Mat Osman said on Twitter, reported here as retweeted by his brother, TV presenter Richard Osman:

https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/thefall/mark-e-smith-tributes-and-obituaries-working-on-fi-t42798-s296.html

http://dannyno.org.uk/osman.jpg
bzfgt
  • 50. bzfgt (link) | 29/07/2018
Fuck, I wish there were a version of that a man could copy rather than key-entering...
bzfgt
  • 51. bzfgt (link) | 29/07/2018
OK, good, I found the original on his brother's Tweeter account.
Mark
  • 52. Mark | 27/02/2019
Regarding note 14 ("You post out sixty-page computer printouts / On the end of forests"), also see note 4 in "British People In Hot Weather" ("Press hot houses waste tree statements").
bzfgt
  • 53. bzfgt (link) | 13/04/2019
Note 14 has a ^&$#% 404...I wish we'd found the Wayback Machine years before...

Good call, Mark!
dannyno
  • 54. dannyno | 21/04/2019
For some reason my post went into moderation, but just to say re: comment #53 that note 14's link is not dead because the site is dead but because the link is wrong - it has additional characters at the end.
dannyno
  • 55. dannyno | 21/04/2019
bzfgt
  • 56. bzfgt (link) | 07/06/2019
I don't know where those %s come from...
bzfgt
  • 57. bzfgt (link) | 07/06/2019
I had to paste that in three times, it kept changing or something...I'm not sure it won't do it just sitting there, I always check them when I first put them in...maybe I forgot that time, I don't know, but I don't know why it wouldn't just go in right the first time
Chris
  • 58. Chris | 25/03/2020
Surely it has to be "you licked your own sweets" rather than "you LECTURE on sweets"? We used to lick our own sweets as kids so that our mates wouldn't ask us to give them any i.e. selfissness and being tight which is one theme of the song.
dannyno
  • 59. dannyno | 26/03/2020
Comment #58.

I wouldn't say it "has to be" that. I think the target is a particular type of person, mocking the subject matter of their academic pretensions.
bzfgt
  • 60. bzfgt (link) | 27/03/2020
It's enticing but it sounds distinctly like "lecture" to me
For the Record
  • 61. For the Record | 13/05/2021
Surprised no-ones connected Shadrack with Billy Liar - there's a proto-MES descent from coherence to repetitive growling at 01:30 here;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vPb1LOU09g

"Hope my singing didn't put you off"
bzfgt
  • 62. bzfgt (link) | 15/05/2021
Good thought, too bad there's no help from the context
MarkG
  • 63. MarkG (link) | 23/06/2021
Can't help but think that there's also some relationship to this blog. The blogger's last name is also "Totale" : )

http://glam-racket.blogspot.com/2006/05/fall-hex-enduction-hour.html
dannyno
  • 64. dannyno | 06/03/2023
cf note #1, Brix's "Star" segment ended up as part of a track on her collaboration with Marty Willson-Piper, dating from 2004 but finally released on the album Lost Angeles in 2021.
dannyno
  • 65. dannyno | 06/03/2023
Correction, Brix and Willson-Piper originally recorded together in 1997 but the songs date from 1992-1994. They got half-released on the digital only release Neurotica in 2007. Lost Angeles is a repackaging of those songs. So Brix's "Star" lyrics may predate her return to The Fall. But that doesn't mean they weren't about MES anyway, or that if they weren't that Brix didn't think they were relevant to the situation!
dannyno
  • 66. dannyno | 25/04/2023
From the John Harris interview, "Mark E Moan", from NME, 3 April 1993, p.32:


‘Glam Racket’, hapless journalists have assumed, is a close relative of 1989's ‘Idiot Joy Showland’, that sneering, father-knows-best song that surveyed the baggy tumult and saw only: “Idiot groups with no shape or form/Out of their heads on a quid of blow”.

Egged on by Fall associates, they've taken ‘Racket’ as a similarly sardonic, if less pointed, snipe at the new crop of early '70s enthusiasts - not least on account of its Glitter-esque arrangement.

Hell, it even contains the word “Suede”. Twice. So scene-watchers have leant back on their chairs, bypassed the frequently baffling lyrics (“Stop eating all that chocolate/Eat salad instead…”) and drawn the battle lines for a verbal war between Mark and his lads, and Brett, Bernard, Lawrence out of Denim, Pete, Bob and Sarah and Jarvis Pulp.

And… they're wrong. Sort of.

“Well,” Mark drawls, lighting up the first of a stream of cigarettes, “it's not really about groups at all.” Yeah, right. That's why you've mentioned Suede in the lyrics.

“Ah! But that's suede in the Mancunian sense. Suede shoes, suede trainers, suede jackets - suede being the ‘in’ thing. Same reason it refers to shell-suits.”

The words, Mark explains, are a fractured series of complaints about the United Kingdom in 1993: the government, the con-men who run the economy, the record company who threatened to cut his income by one third (more of that later), people who read Viz... all kinds of targets come in for a lashing at the hand of someone whose weirdly-worded State Of The Nation address (See ‘Free Range’, 1988's ‘In These Times’, ‘US ‘80s/’90s’ from ‘Bend Sinister’) is an annual event.

“It's about the spiv culture we've ended up with,” Mark fumes. “‘Cos it's all ‘Take the f-in' money and run’ at the moment, isn't it? I mean, I'm no socialist, but they're trying to apply an American system over here and they haven't got the f-in guts to push it through.”
Mark Oliver
  • 67. Mark Oliver | 14/09/2023
Several references in here to DDDBMT- I'd like to offer the opinion that they're a really underrated group, perhaps because of their slightly daft name and garish stage outfits, but they put together a string of really great records, straddling Freakbeat, PopPsych (Popsike?) and pure pop with excellent production. Just my tenpenn'orth..

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