Fantastic Life
Lyrics
Got eighteen months for espionage
Too much brandy for breakfast
And people tend to let you down
It's a swine
Fantastic life
Dole penicillin to eastern ching plague-ridden
And one thing I have found
What you cast out will hit back
And a man will find he has to deny his
Fantastic life
Ours is not to look back
Ours is to continue the crack (1)
Met a 54 year old dustbin man
And '48 he'd been in Jerusalem (2)
Sold surplus oil to Arab fighters
For M-cocktails to burn Jewish terrorists (3)
What a turn-up! (4)
Fantastic life
Style's too easy to buy nowadays
And there's interference with the mail
And you just can't get out the words
Some people think if they had a job they'd be well
Now!
A fantastic lie!
The Siberian mushroom Santa
Was in fact Rasputin's brother
And he didst walk round Whitechapel
To further the religion of forgiven sin murder
Fantastic lie! (5)
No lie, friend called David
He said he had a barney on Corporation Street
He said he told the policeman what he really thought
But knowing him I don't believe that crap
A Fantastic lie (6)
I just thought I'd tell you
I just thought I'd tell you
About fantastic life
And I just thought I'd tell you
Some fantastic lies
And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you
I walked right (West) round Wakefield Jail (7)
A fantastic life
And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you
Notes
1. From "The Charge of the Light Brigade": "Theirs not to reason why, / Theirs but to do and die".
"Crack" or "craic" is a term which in Britain means conversation involving news or gossip. It comes into English by way of the Irish (whence the spelling "craic") which in turn derives from the Middle English "crak" (loud, bragging talk). (Russell sent me down this path, and everything I know about the subject I learned from Wikipedia, which is an online encyclopedia--for the craic, check out the "Talk" sections!).
2. The Battle for Jerusalem of 1948 pitted Jewish and Arab militias against one another for control of the city. Eventually, the Jordanian Army got involved, and the battle ended with Jerusalem partitioned into areas of Israelis and Jordanian control.
A variant from 6/12/81, City Gardens, Trenton:
"An old school pal in a bar urinal / He used to push pills in Electric Circus/His dad pushed pills to Guy Burgess"
Martin, the field reporter on this one, maintains that "Guy Burgess was a British intelligence officer who passed secrets to the Soviet Union during the Cold War. The Electric Circus was a Manchester music venue where The Fall played in 1977."
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Comments (44)
- 1. | 27/04/2013
- 2. | 27/04/2013
- 3. | 27/04/2013
Plausibly, Corporation Street in Manchester: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporation_Street,_Manchester
- 4. | 17/11/2013
- 5. | 18/11/2013
"My mother was Polish. Well... the gentleman who is known to the Press as Jack the Ripper was a close friend of my father's. His name was Sergei Pedachenko, and he came from the same village as Grigory Efimovitch Rasputin. In fact, he was a relative by law of Grigory Efimovitch....
<snip>
Well, Grigory Efimovitch and Sergei Fyodorovitch belonged to one of the raskolniki, that is to say, a heretical sect, known as the Khlysty. And the Khylsty believed in salvation through sin. You understand? A fine theological point, as you will recognise. The more one sins, the more one can repent."
- 6. | 01/01/2014
- 7. | 24/06/2014
The Siberian mushroom Santa
Was in fact Rasputin's brother
And he didst walk round Whitechapel
To further the religion of forgiven sin murder
Fantastic lie!
Siberian mushroom Santa - this stuff is well known:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_muscaria#Siberia
Seeing Whitechapel and murder in consecutive lines immediately makes one think of Jack the Ripper, which makes this of interest in context of the whole verse:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_the_Ripper_suspects#Alexander_Pedachenko
- 8. | 24/06/2014
- 9. | 24/06/2014
- 10. | 24/06/2014
- 11. | 24/06/2014
I particularly like the William de Queux link - that he was regarded as a teller of tall stories and was included in an anthology, with an introduction by Michael Moorcock, which was published in 1975 and reprinted in 1976. I'd put money on MES having seen this book.
- 12. | 08/04/2015
I must disagree with conclusions though, and as I would comment on another song, this song also starts with the key here:
"Got eighteen months for espionage"
This song is about espionage. Where pederasts are used to blackmail politicians, where Israel and the Jews are being blamed for Jesuit controlled workings of espionage, and the role of the Anglican Church as a tool to indoctrinate and spy on the British population. More indoctrination tools are there, but in this song Rasputin is your typical infiltration into nobility.
Espionage decides who is in power, and uses fantastic lies to achieve targets.
I am not going to give more information here, because from my viewpoint, MES is a British hero. The songs New Puritan is also based on the forgeries within religion, but the comment over here that I saw believes all kinds of fantastic lies. Wikipedia is a list of fantastic lies, don't take anything serious there than years numbers.
Maybe I may remind you of mushroom clouds from nuclear blasts.
The way Israel would get Nuclear weapons, was from selling children for nuclear medical treatment against ringworm. Israel has nuclear weapons, and thus may be the reference MES tries to make here, rather than mushroom connection to religion, or the military hippie spy Terence McKenna. More important will be, pedophilia is the most used means to control politicians, and folks going to jail for that are the lower ones on that system. It is espionage services that handle the children, therefor, the end and the beginning of the lyrics connect in my understanding perfectly as an indirect explanation of reality to the audience, that is in the fog or not in reality about prisons, church and politics.
British Puritans where opposing the Anglican Church, and therefor all government. The songs "New Puritan" and "Reformation" have in fact the same content as this one.
Whatever you understand from my words has my utter respect!
- 13. | 30/05/2015
yes but...
for non-Oirish readers: highly interesting etymology of the word crack as craic
nice to know it's not just a new form of old Irish fun, but a borrowed form of good Northern chat or verbal entertainment.
(and the phrase" he didn't crack on')
Hmmm.
- 14. | 30/05/2015
- 15. | 10/10/2016
"An old school pal in a bar (?) / He used to push pills in Electric Circus/His dad pushed pills to Guy Burgess"
[If anyone cares to tell us what the (?) is then the song can be heard here on youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyqjHxzPhPw
Guy Burgess was a British intelligence officer who passed secrets to the Soviet Union during the Cold War. The Electric Circus was a Manchester music venue where The Fall played in 1977.
- 16. | 15/10/2016
- 17. | 15/10/2016
Also I assume "What a turn-up!" is a thing? It of course could otherwise be "What a turnip!" although I have no idea why it should be.
- 18. | 15/10/2016
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/turn-up-for-the-books.html
- 19. | 17/10/2016
Sounds kind of like "An old school pal in a barn you annul."
Mate, it's "in a bar urinal"..
- 20. | 21/10/2016
- 21. | 21/10/2016
- 22. | 01/08/2017
- 23. | 05/08/2017
This is the article where Lux Interior and Poison Ivy describe how they met:
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/how-we-met-poison-ivy-and-lux-interior-1160320.html
POISON IVY: We were both studying art at Sacramento State college in the early Seventies. It was a very strange art department in Sacramento at that time, too, because the whole student population was made up of hippies, and they were into witchcraft and metaphysics and everything else. We met up in a class called Art and Shamanism. The textbook for that class was called The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross, and the subject of that book is how the real topic of the Bible is the Amanita muscaria mushroom and that Christ is a metaphor for this magic mushroom.
"The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross" (1970) is the notorious book by John Allegro that popularised his mushroom/Christ theory. While the song post-dates any meeting between MES and The Cramps, and so it is possible that MES learned of this stuff from them, it's also true that the book and the theory had been relatively popular and well-known for many years before they would have met, and it is not at all implausible that MES had already the read the book or absorbed the theory.
The idea that MES would only have learned about this from a conversation with Poison Ivy and Lux Interior about how they met, seems much less plausible, to me, particularly given the Colin Wilson lyrical connection I note above. We also know MES read a great deal of Colin Wilson stuff, and Colin Wilson referred to all these theories about fly agaric in his books (eg, "Mysteries", first published in 1978, just for example).
- 24. | 06/08/2018
From the interview with Escape (http://thefall.org/news/990314.html#escape), Spring 1989:
I'll tell you who's a good writer - Isaac Bashevis Singer. I used to read a lot of Yiddish literature, still do. Singer wrote a great story called Satan In Goray. It was a true story about what happened in 1666 in this Polish village called Goray. It's all been covered up in Jewish history but Yiddish people still remember it. All the Orthodox Jews got out of hand, because they were so oppressed by the bastard racist Pole and Russians, that they had to keep to themselves, cut off. All these weird Jewish sects sprang up. One of them believed that if you did evil on the outside, your inside would be good - almost like a Rasputin scenario. They believed that doing evil was the best thing to do, because the inverse maths says your inside would therefore be pure. Can you believe this?!
So if MES happened to have missed the Khlysty in Colin Wilson, he certainly seems to have got to the same, or a similar, place through Isaac Bashevis Singer.
- 25. | 16/08/2018
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Transmigration_of_Timothy_Archer
But MES was a fan of Dick and this has the same mushroom Christ trip going on.
- 26. | 20/08/2018
- 27. | 25/08/2018
- 28. | 21/11/2018
A reference to possession and exorcism, a la Spectre vs Rector?
- 29. | 01/12/2018
- 30. | 01/12/2018
- 31. | 26/10/2020
[can't make out the first line, ends with something like "orange hairs"]
Some years back in the E. Circus
His dad sold brown flares to Guy Burgess [this was "pills" in some live versions, maybe it's "brown clears"?]
Turn around
A few other things. MES is deliberately stuttering in one line: "And you just c-can't g-get the words".
I thought it was "Hell!" after "Some people think that if they had a job they'd be well". Like "hell no". It's "Crap!" on the Fall in a Hole version.
"Got a lying friend called David" rather than "No lie..."
The version on Fall in a Hole has a bit which alludes to the story of "Wings":
US Civil War Johnnies
Ambush under Ardwick Bridge
US Civil War Johnnies
Refugees from potato famine
Speaking of which, this song seems to be about ridiculous stories of adventure told by drunkards in the pub, which ties in with the video for "Wings" and the "pub incident" bit in "The Man Whose Head Expanded". And seemed to reflect how MES got the inspiration for most of his songs.
- 32. | 26/12/2020
- 33. | 07/02/2021
- 34. | 03/06/2021
- 35. | 05/06/2021
- 36. | 05/06/2021
- 37. | 08/06/2021
In early versions of the song he actually sang '(I made a list... ' which is closer textually to 'Here is', in that it reads like an introduction to the rest of the song in a way that 'There is...' doesn't.
Could you say where the assertion about the lyric being 'There is...' comes from?
Maybe this comment should've been on the Wings page!
- 38. | 20/06/2021
Anyway, I've responded over on the Wings page. Interesting debate.
RE: "There is" - this is what I hear on record.
- 39. | 12/03/2023
- 40. | 12/03/2023
Can you imagine life without The Fall...??
- 41. | 18/04/2023
Surely it's "chick" not "ching" A reference to a girl having an STD?
- 42. | 14/06/2023
- 43. | 25/09/2023
- 44. | 11/10/2023
Don't forget the Fall lyric: "I don't need the acid factories, I've got mushrooms in the fields" from Two Steps Back, first played live 19 aug '78 (see also comments to "Two Steps Back" lyrics on this site). This was a couple of years before he met Lux, who he didn't exactly bond with. Here's Rowland S Howard's take on their interaction:
" Witness: The London School of Economics, 1980, The Fall supporting The Cramps. The two bands are anathema to each other - The Fall's pretension is to be completely unpretentious - The Cramps, to be Aliens (which back then, with the remarkably offensive genius of Bryan Gregory on guitar, they almost acheived). Mark E. Smith and Kay Carroll, (Fall singer/autocrat, and manager/girlfriend), take Lux Interior to the witch-trials. Hauling him before a mirror, they demand that he gaze upon his reflection. "Look at yourself, you look fuckin' ridiculous!" Righteous indignation with a damning Mancunian accent. Lux takes in his reflection: Huge quiff, naked torso, gold leather hipsters, and winkle-picker ankle boots. Dead Elvis. What's not to like?"
https://rowland-s-howard.com/articles/gimme-danger.php
This refers to the dubious family of theories that links Christian theology or origins, or the Santa Claus myth, to the the psychoactive fly agaric fungus:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_muscaria