Gut of the Quantifier
Lyrics
I'm telling you now and I'm telling you this (2)
Life can be an onward, downward
Chip-chit-chip-chit-chip (3)
I'm not saying they're really thick
But all the groups who've hit it big
Make the Kane Gang look like (4)
an Einstein chip (5)
chip
NYC
chip
A place to live
chip
This is the Thule group. (6)
This is the cool group
(I'm telling you now and I'm telling you this)
Shawn and Petula Macabre (7)
Here are your wedding pictures
They are black
Stick it in the gut
Stick in the mud
Boffins bray
Boffins brag (8)
Stick it in the gut
Stick in the mud
They take from the medium poor to
Give to the medium poor
Via the government poor
Give it to the poor poor
They're knocking on my door
Entrance
Entranced
Stick it in the mud
Stick it in the gut
Cheap fog
Cheap fog
Rotting scout-belt (9)
Stick it in the gut
Who are the riff-makers.
Who are they really?
How old are the stars really?
Half-wit philanthropist, cosy charity gig (10)
If God could see this
He'd stick it
They stick it in the gut
Cheap fog
Rotting scout-belt
Stick it in the gut
Stay in the mud
They take it from the medium poor
To give it to the medium poor
Via the government poor
And give it to the poor poor
Stick it in the gut
Red composite (11)
Wealthy philanthropist
You son of a bitch
Entranced
Entrance
Entranced
Stick in the mud
Stick it in the gut
I'm telling you now
and I'm telling you this,
Life can be a downward chip.
Notes
1. According to Hanley, this was mostly written by Brix, with a riff copped from "The Changeling" by the Doors. At the same time, the Doors' riff is copped from "Shotgun" by Junior Walker, which in many ways this song resembles more than it does "The Changeling." "Gut of the Quantifier" has a groove that many fans also find reminiscent of James Brown. The basic riff also appears in "Tramp" by Lowell Fulson, which was a hit in its own right and also famously covered by Otis Redding (thanks to goodoldneon). And, it has been pointed out to me that there is also a resemblance to the 1977 hit song "Boogie Nights" by Heatwave (which went to #2 in both the US and the UK) (thanks to academichamilton).
As if that all weren't enough, by far the strongest resemblance, regardless of what Hanley says, is to "Rema-Rema" by Rema-Rema...the riff with the vocal refrain of "stick it in the gut/Stick it in the mud!" sounds virtually identical to the riff and refrain "rema-rema!"
This, in turn, might have been inspired by one of the above-mentioned tracks, or by (another!) "Night Time" by the Strangeloves, which was covered by J Geils Band and the Nomads of Sweden (thanks to Stephen Poole for adding another one to the pile!). And another one--Dan has found that Julian Cope traces "Rema-Rema" back to "Heartbreaker" by Grand Funk Railroad, although this is tenuous--the riff doesn't really appear in "Heartbreaker."
Joy Division's "No Love Lost" also has a similar riff (Philip Cartwright).
All of these songs resemble (or vice versa) "Gut of the Quantifier." But it is hard to believe that Brix hadn't heard "Rema-Rema" at some point and, consciously or not, appropriated it.
"Quantifier" is most commonly used to refer to a symbol preceding a logical or mathematical statement that indicates one of two things: that the ensuing predicate or quantity applies to all of the subject-statement or figure that follows it (universal quantifier), or that the statement singles out one thing that exists (existential quantifier). The symbols used vary, but a typographically simple example from predicate logic would be the statement "All dogs are mammals" which could be symbolized as (x)(Dx Mx). The first 'x' is the universal quantifier, and a more literal translation of the symbolized statement would be "for any 'x,' if 'x' is a dog, then 'x' is a mammal." An existential quantifier, on the other hand, operates in the following manner: the statement "The dog is a mammal" could be symbolized (∃)xMx, which more literally would mean "There is an dog such that the dog is a mammal." The existential quantifier, (∃), specifies that the subject--a dog--exists. As for examples from mathematics, that field is mostly beyond my ken, but they work in a similar way. What would it mean to say that a quantifier has a "gut"? I'm not certain, but my best intuition about the lyric--assuming for the moment that it is meant to make some sort of sense--is that it is intended to draw a contrast between the rigidity of logic and the messiness of life as it is lived, or between the ideality of sense and the messy physicality of existence. If this is so, of course, the song may in a way be meant to ironize or undermine it's own meaning, or the project of making sense in general, adding to the difficulty of interpretation.
See note 9 below for some general remarks from readers.
2. Dan points out that this likely alludes to "I'm Telling You Now" by Freddie and the Dreamers. This was a Manchester band, and they have the dubious distinction of being mentioned in "Idiot Joy Showland."
^
3. "Chip" may be an empty signifier which allows the lyricist to draw connections that otherwise would not be available to him. It is possible that it is meant to have a more determinate semantic content than this, but I do not have much of an idea about what that would be. Thus, here "chip" could replace "spiral," "motion" or "trajectory," whereas none of these words would work at all in the phrase "Einstein chip," where "theory," "equation," "formula" or something of the sort would be more appropriate; even if we start to wander farther out looking for a noun that could go with "Einstein" (shirt? joke? hairdo? television appearance?), it is hard to arrive at anything that could follow "downward." Simon (below) suggests that "upward, downward chip" means that an implanted computer chip will, in the future, supplant drugs ("uppers" and "downers").
Dan speculates that "downward chip" might be a corruption of "when the chips are down"...
4. The Kane Gang were an English trio that played a slick sort of blend of blues, funk and R&B that was at times reminiscent of Steely Dan (without the irony). If we examine the Kane Gang song "Looking for Gold" (although you don't have to, since I did--you may thank me), it is not without a certain superficial stylistic kinship to "Gut of the Quantifier," although the aesthetic sensibilities of the two bands could not be further apart. I'm not sure what MES means by "all the groups who've hit it big," but one presumes he doesn't mean all of them, ever; nevertheless, he doesn't seem interested in specifying what groups he is sneering at here.
5. According to Dan, there was an Einstein computer ("produced by a Taiwanese company, designed and built in the UK, and released in the summer of 1984").
6. Thule in ancient Greece was a name for a northern island, and is a name which is now most often thought to have confusedly referred to Norway, although Orkney, Shetland, and Scandinavia in general are also candidates for the 'real' Thule. In medieval geographies, Ultima Thule can refer to any place beyond the borders of the known world. Some of the leading Nazis were fascinated by an idea of a historical Thule, apparently inspired by a 19th century forgery called The Oera Linda Book which was once widely, and falsely, thought to be an ancient manuscript, written in Old Frisian. The Nazi party on part had its roots in an organization called The Thule Society which was dedicated to arcane and occult studies. The Thule Society located the origins of the so-called Aryan Race in an actual northern region called Thule, but this has no scholarly basis. The Society seems to have been more interested in propagating anti-semitism than in any scholarly pursuits; Hitler severed his ties with the group around 1920, and by the middle of the 20s the Society was defunct. MES has mentioned reading The Morning of the Magicians, a widely discredited, but nevertheless popular, work that paints Nazism as an occult movement. While some of the Nazis were indeed interested in the occult, the importance of this interest to the movement, and the number of Nazis interested in occult ideas in any serious or consistent way, is hugely exaggerated in the book, according to most current scholarly opinion. According to Morning of the Magicians, however, the roots of Nazism can be found in the mystico-racial mythological ideas of the Thule Society. It is clear that MES has no sympathy for Nazism, if we look at his various references to it over the years, but it is a topic he seems to find interesting. In general, MES seems to have a fairly wide knowledge of history, certainly more so than the average person in this age, although it is seemingly not roo rigorous or deep, and not much distinction is made between history and pseudo-history. However, I don't get the sense that he is more than commonly naive or gullible; it seems to be more the case that he likes a good story, and he is far more interested in the psychological, spiritual and anthropological insights that a good story provides than he is in keeping the facts straight.
According to jensotto there was a Norwegian musical group called "Thule."
And bax makes a cogent point: "Thule is one of the world's most northerly towns (Northwest Greenland)--i.e., MES declaims the Fall to be the top band, in the coolest place."
7. These names seem to be made up (although it is possible that they are nicknames for real people). KevinO is reminded of Petula Clark, "an actress and musician known for her hit song 'Downtown,' and who starred in Goodbye, Mr. Chips, a 1969 film."
8. "Boffin" is British slang for a scientist, computer programmer or engineer, and is akin to the modern usage of 'geek' in that respect; it's origin is unknown, although it has been suggested that it might be derived from Nicodemus Boffin, a character in Dickens' Our Mutual Friend.
9. Maybe a reference to attire associated with the Boy Scouts?
10.From David: "When This Nation's Saving Grace came out, the Ethiopian famine was in full swing and pop stars were indulging in high-profile charity projects like Live Aid and Band Aid. I took the references to philanthropy and giving to the poor to be a bit of a stab at rich popstars telling their considerably less well-off fans to give money to charity."
Basmikel expands:
"I reckon David's comment, #3 above, is right on the money. Taking a stab at rich pop stars is implied in the title phrase too; I think the meaning of the word quantifier in this lyric is 'distributor of quantity,' i.e. money and food. The Fall, being the Thule group, is above that.
Chip I think of as casino chips, like 'the hand we are dealt.' The chips that the medium poor hopes will result in food for the poor poor's gut may very well be stuck in the mud instead.
I have no idea what the Macabre wedding pictures have to do with this, though.
12. The best I can figure is that this is a suggestion that the composite of all these wealth-redistributing activities is something akin to communism. This is one of those songs, however, that probably isn't meant to be paraphrased. David, in the comment section, points out that this is the era of Live Aid and Band Aid, and MES may be taking a stab at the rich pop stars who tried their hand at philanthropy at the time. This would not be out of character...
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Comments (58)

- 1. | 02/05/2013

- 2. | 01/08/2013

- 3. | 20/10/2013

- 4. | 14/02/2014

- 5. | 02/05/2014

- 6. | 14/05/2014
'I'm not saying they're really thick
But all the groups who've hit it big
Make the Kane Gang look like
an Einstein chip...'
in other words: I'm not saying they're completely stupid, but all the bands who are popular today, make the kane gang look smart like einstein...
...
I#m sure this shawn and petula macabre line is wrong. I guess it is something like 'shawn, immature, .....' I isolated the line and slowed it down with a time stretcher (keeps the pitch)... my english is too bad, but if you want to take a try on it I can send you an mp3. just send me yr email address
..red composite.... red composite doors are very popular in the uk (..entranced entrance....) javascript:void(0);


- 7. | 15/05/2014
Listen here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuxErrSMztY
The Jr. Walker has the more pronounced funk groove that The Doors song lacks. I think this song is an even more obvious and blatant riff-theft than "Athlete Cured," so much so that it should be called a "cover."
If MES knew that The Doors stole their riff from Jr. Walker, which seems likely, as Jr. Walker was played in Northern Soul clubs, it gives a context to the lines about riff-makers and the age of the pop stars.

- 8. | 22/05/2014

- 9. | 22/05/2014

- 10. | 03/06/2014

- 11. | 15/06/2014
However, oddly enough, when I listen to them I swear to you hear "Petula Macabre" very clearly, with MES enunciating the final silent syllable of "Macabre".

- 12. | 11/12/2014
"Gut of the Quantifier" is a better attempt by Brix at playing Hide The Riff than 'Elves' was... This ones a Doors song which they took from an old blues song... by the time we've finished it's altered beyond recognition."

- 13. | 13/02/2016

- 14. | 26/01/2017

- 15. | 11/02/2017
Anyway, you didn't even notice that there were two typos in my logical notation! I mean, sheesh.

- 16. | 17/02/2017
Who are they really?
How old are the stars really?"
These lines read like magazine headlines, don't they?
"How old are the stars" might refer to rock stars (or other famous people), or it might refer to astronomy. The prior mention of "riff-makers" suggests the former, but it might not necessarily be so.

- 17. | 18/02/2017

- 18. | 25/02/2017
Perhaps a reference to the Tatung Einstein computer? Produced by a Taiwanese company, designed and built in the UK, and released in the summer of 1984.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tatung_Einstein

- 19. | 25/02/2017

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- 22. | 07/12/2017
Thule Group: The one that springs to mind is a Norwegian Group, later solo Project, from Finnmark: Radio DJ Harald Are Lund, who visitied BBC/Peel from 1968 on, played their songs in the mid/late 80s https://www.discogs.com/artist/929034-Thule-3
I wonder og MES has ever heard about Blowfly. Songs from Fresh Juice, 1983, are part of the global "collective consciousness"....

- 23. | 12/02/2018

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- 26. | 13/02/2018
And is any of the Latin found in certain other songs also found in the musical?

- 27. | 13/02/2018

- 28. | 25/02/2018
This is the cool group
Thule is one of the world's most northerly towns (Northwest Greenland)
i.e. MES declaims the Fall to be the top band, in the coolest place

- 29. | 10/03/2018

- 30. | 15/06/2018
Chip I think of as casino chips, like "the hand we are dealt." The chips that the medium poor hopes will result in food for the poor poor's gut may very well be stuck in the mud instead.
I have no idea what the Macabre wedding pictures have to do with this, though.

- 31. | 08/07/2018

- 32. | 15/07/2018

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- 42. | 02/04/2019
Taken from their sole 4AD 7” EP, this obsessively psychedelic pslab of 1980 Post-Punk soul slopped a pungent stew of refusenik chanted vocals and plenny Suicide 2nd album keyboard FX over the hoariest of all soul riffs, i.e. that venerable sucker that Grand Funk had half-inched for their 1970 epic ‘Heartbreaker’ and which the Doors just couldn’t resist re-nicking the following year for 1971’s ‘The Changeling’. Oh, and all the cranky lead guitars came from future Ant Marco Pirroni
Link
https://web.archive.org/web/20180621001547/https://www.headheritage.co.uk/unsung/albumofthemonth/postpunksampler-2]Archived link

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- 48. | 21/12/2019
and change to G (within the riff). The riff in Rema-Rema starts on G and plays up to A, so is quite the opposite and the phrasing is much more simplified. For trained ears it doesn't sound almost identical at all. Completely different. Trust me, I#m a musician, bass and guitar player, as well as an audio engineer. But more important, trust the one, who 'created' (or ripped-off) and played the song.... Hanley is right here.

- 49. | 08/08/2020
That's what I hear, but I get that Mark's delivery is rushed and it sounds a bit like "needy". But I checked a couple of other versions on Youtube for corroborating evidence. In the 1985 Peel Session, he distinctly says "medium poor" both times; and on the 1985 Hacienda recording, he says "take from the medium poor to give to the average poor", which is substantially the same thing.
And it makes more sense as a lyric, if that counts for anything.

- 50. | 08/08/2020

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- 52. | 02/09/2020
It's occured to me today that this might be a corruption of the phrase "when the chips are down".
Dan

- 53. | 06/09/2020

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- 55. | 06/09/2020
If I'm right that it's the corrupted idiomatic expression in that "life can be downward chip" lyric, it's not immediately obvious whether than helps with anything at all! But maybe he's saying "life is a gamble" or something like that.

- 56. | 03/04/2021
Inescapable echo of the Freddie and the Dreamers song.
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- 57. | 03/04/2021

- 58. | 21/10/2022
Or the chorus of "Funkytown" by Lipps Inc.