Pearl City
Lyrics
In Pearl City (1)
Pearl City
No-one knows, no-one cares
about your world of stocks and shares
I don't need no riding crop
I don't need no roundabout stop
You're welcome to Pearl City
See the b(r)ight,
Bright white training shoe
Old coots retired early
At Pearl City
In Pearl City
Cappuccino and a slice of quiche
It's salad for the new educated 'teach'
Everything is gonna work out fine
The sleepiness in the lec-lecturer line
In Pearl City
In Pearl City
Ye over-counter drugs
Have left you totally bushwhacked
In Pearl City
We asked Vauxhall drivers
what they wanted from a garage
Did ya? Did ya? (2)
At service center on the Rock (3)
Pearl City
I don't need a bird beggin at my knees (4)
I don't need no riding crop
I don't need no roundabout stop
[Woman: Are you up the pole?] (5)
Notes
1. The general consensus is that this song is titled after a Chinese restaurant in Manchester called Pearl City. However, it seems obviously wrong to say that the song is "about" the restaurant, which doesn't serve quiche, among other reasons.
Julia Nagle has confirmed the Chinese restaurant hypothesis (on Fallnet):
"I'll verify that, that was the inspiration for the song, and is/was
MES's fave Chinese restaraunt..."
The song was co-written with producer Mike Bennett and Karl Burns. Burns was in a band (with Martin Bramah, Carrie Lawson, Mike Rickard and Lee Pickering) called Thirst who released one EP in 1987. The first song on the EP, "Let Go," is also co-written by Burns and has a similar melody to "Pearl City."
Bennett, who co-produced Cerebral Caustic and The Light User Syndrome, also co-wrote "The Chiselers," "Masquerade," and co-wrote and sang on "Cheetham Hill."
2. "Touch Sensitive" from The Marshall Suite was later used in a Vauxhall commercial.
3. The Rock is a shopping area in Bury. According to DJ Ash, there was a Vauxhall dealership and service centre on The Rock in Bury (Auty and Lee's, until 1996). Vauxhall used to have that line as a tag line on their adverts.
In "Pat-Trip Dispenser," the line "There are no big shots on the Rock" (whose primary reference is of course to Alcatraz) may also place Pat, whom we first meet at a service center ("petrol shop"), in the same location, as Danny suggests below.
4. "Bird" refers to a woman in English slang.
5. Some commenters think it's "on the ball." To me it sounds like "up the bowl," which makes no sense.
"Up the pole" is apparently a phrase with several meanings: in the wrong, in good with one's superiors, crazy, difficult...this is all very vexing.
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More Information
Comments (47)

- 1. | 18/09/2013

- 2. | 01/02/2014

- 3. | 12/02/2014

- 4. | 27/02/2014
"I'll verify that , that was the inspiration for the song, and is/was
MES's fav Chinese restaraunt........ as no other bugger will.
annnd Hannah.. my middle name is Mary..cooo, (not first born
though)"

- 5. | 27/02/2014

- 6. | 11/03/2014

- 7. | 11/03/2014

- 8. | 22/01/2018
There is (or certainly was in the 90s) a Vauxhall dealership and service centre on The Rock in Bury.
Vauxhall used to have that line as a tag line on their adverts.

- 9. | 11/02/2018
They were still listed at that address in Key British Enterprises, 1994.
Companies House (https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk) indicates that Auty & Lees lasted from 1930-1996.
However, records from 1984 indicate that by then the business was part of Vantage Garages (Bury) Ltd, run by the Bowie family. It was part of the "Vantage Group". At the end of 1996, the name was formally incorporated under Vantage Garages.
And then March 2007, they became Perrys Bury Ltd.
One of the former directores of Auty & Lees died in January 2017, aged 89:
http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/education/15031405._He_fought_bravely____valley_champion_Ken_Lees_was____man_of_many_talents___/
One of the partners in the original firm was Harold Riley "Ginger" Lees - a speedway champion. I think the other was maybe Charlie Auty. Very interesting, but by the time this song was written the business was clearly in other hands.

- 10. | 19/02/2018

- 11. | 24/02/2018

- 12. | 24/02/2018

- 13. | 26/03/2018
Another possible option for the prior line is "It's salad for the new educate-to-teach", which makes slightly more sense. You could make a case that it's to do with needlessly fancy things - cappuccino instead of coffee, quiche instead of salad, saying "educate" instead of "teach". Tenuous though

- 14. | 07/04/2018

- 15. | 08/04/2018

- 16. | 08/04/2018
I think MES here loses the r in a first bright and then corrects himself, the line is;
see the b-ight, bright white training shoe, old coots retired early
and later;
The sleepiness of the lec-lecturer line

- 17. | 22/04/2018
EWM--spinning it to see

- 18. | 22/04/2018

- 19. | 22/04/2018

- 20. | 22/04/2018

- 21. | 07/05/2018
It's salad for the new educated 'teach'"
"Teach" is only really there because it rhymes with "quiche" in the previous line, I would have thought.
I agree with comment #16, "bright white training shoe". It's clearer on some live versions.

- 22. | 07/05/2018
Eventually I got it. There's a resemblance to Spoilt Victorian Child too (which predates the Thirst song).

- 23. | 07/05/2018
Luckily all these suggestions improve the lyric!

- 24. | 04/07/2018

- 25. | 11/02/2019

- 26. | 25/04/2019

- 27. | 25/04/2019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9wQt3xBxxk
It's not bad but forgettable, with terrible lyrics: 'Eeny, meeny, miny, moe let go.'

- 28. | 27/04/2019

- 29. | 27/04/2019

- 30. | 28/06/2019

- 32. | 31/08/2020

- 33. | 06/09/2020
"up," so I don't know, maybe we could get more ears involved? I think there's a good chance it isn't "on the ball" anyway

- 34. | 13/09/2020
Also "are you on the ball?" is a way more common phrase than "are you up the pole?" "on" might possibly be "up", the voice is unhelpfully distorted, but "ball" is definitely not "pole".

- 35. | 20/09/2020
I listened to it enough times I can convince myself of "on." Let's run with it for now.

- 36. | 20/09/2020

- 37. | 22/09/2020

- 38. | 24/09/2020

- 39. | 25/09/2020

- 40. | 25/09/2020

- 41. | 27/09/2020
Doesn't sound like "on the dole" to me at all.
I don't really think it's "on the ball." I'm for now going with "up the pole" with a note about "on the ball."

- 42. | 27/09/2020
Doesn't sound like either to me

- 43. | 27/09/2020

- 44. | 27/09/2020

- 45. | 24/10/2020

- 46. | 01/11/2020

- 47. | 03/11/2020
Sorry, can't find the interview in question on Google.
I can.
It's from Indiecator, May 1993.
So a couple of years before Cerebral Caustic. Around the time of the release of Infotainment Scan.
Text is here: http://thefall.org/gigography/93indiecator.html.
It's actually in relation to Glam Racket (the line is also quoted on the page for that song here)
"The group came up with this tune and I told them it sounded like glam shite."
One swift re-working later and 'Glam Racket' was born.
"I was a bit stuck for lyrics," he recalls, "so I ended up writing some aphorisms. I just sang them over the tune. It's nothing to do with Denim or Suede, believe it or not."
"The Rock" is a shopping street/centre area in Bury. I reckon this is the same Rock as is mentioned in Pat-Trip Dispenser.