Paintwork
Lyrics
We go two, twice all the way round those things
Two high ones, two low ones, yeah
Right man
Man stopped us at the corner
He had a bloody nose
I mean, he opened his denim jacket
It was under his vest made out of tracing paper
Chest scars portrayed Aztec life in his horrible...
"... formation of Beryllium 8. Main sequence stars were no good for making carbon in this way. Red Giant stars ..." (2)
...self-made
Disfigured maybe
Tedious in its overaquaintance and obviousness
Then I woke up, then I decided to recommence my diary
Then I read Paula Yates on Vision mopeds (3)
Then I found out we were not going to Italy
Later Mam said "Them continentals are little monkeys" (4)
And yesterday we had liver and sausage over
And sometimes they say "Hey Mark, you're spoiling all the paintwork"
And sometimes they say "Your thumbprints are on the paintwork"
Distractors, constructors conniving, come here
Dressed in suits, grow talons
Everyone clenched, black, horrid
And sometimes they say "Hey, you're messing up the paintwork...
... thumbprints are on the paintwork"
And sometimes they say "Hey Mark, you're just spoiling all the paintwork"
And sometimes they say "Your thumbprints are on the paintwork"
And sometimes I feel like saying
Hey, this is bloody Newark (5)
Or some drive-in slab place
In Breda, NL, Cologne (6)
With the shirt on
Sun of vicinity
As if I hadn't done 10 months service
In the USA on the big yachts
That circle is where I'm still at
And sometimes they say "Hey Mark, you're spoiling all the paintwork"
And sometimes they say "Your thumbprints are on the paintwork"
And sometimes they say "Hey! You're messing up the paintwork!"
And I think
If I wanted to, if I wanted to live in Holland
And if I'd wanted to be European
I'd have packed up and pissed off
When I was 16
A Swiss Guard (7)
And this lousy business
Was the last thing I was ever imagining
"Hey! Mark!" Why can't I live in England?
The end of shoes, all warehouse you've got
Cheap neon, the target is too yahoo
And take over all the desparate
I'll take over discussion and
...humanely regular colours over...
...engineered oxidate zeppelin
Old world style, old man only juke box caught
Two carat gems carved with 56 spectacular facets (8)
And sometimes they say "Hey, you're spoiling all the paintwork!"
And sometimes they say "Hey Mark, you're messing up the painwork!"
I thought we lived in England!
And sometimes they say "Hey, you're fucking up the paintwork"
And sometimes they say "Hey, hey! Your footprints are on the paintwork"
And sometimes they say "Hey Mark, Hey Mark! You're spoiling all the paintwork"
What is this thing they're so hard-assed about?
What is this thing you're being so hard-assed about?
I thought, I thought we lived in England!
"Hey! Hey! Hey Mark!"
And sometimes they say "Hey Mark, Hey Mark! you're messing up the paintwork..."
They say, "Hey..."
Notes
1. MES was playing the tape of this song in a hotel room when he accidentally activated the "record" function, and the snatches of a TV program (see note 2 below) that made it onto the tape were left in the final version of the song. Here are various remarks about the song information from the Reformation entry:
BRIX SMITH START: ... "Paintwork" and "My New House" were about our new house in Sedgeley Park. "Hey Mark, you're messing up the paintwork" is something the decorator said.
2. Here is the first bit where Mark Smith claims to have sat on his tape recorder in a hotel room, thus recording the television. Dan has identified the source of the TV segments:
The speaker is Alan Cooper, and it was apparently first broadcast on 29 June 1985, and I found it was repeated on 12 July 1985. It may also have been shown between those dates or afterwards.
3. Paula Yates (1959-2000) was a British television personality, who was for a time married to Boomtown Rats singer Bob Geldof, with whom she had three children. She also had a daughter with Michael Hutchence of INXS. Yates, who died of a heroin overdose in 2000, authored eight books and worked on the television programs The Tube and Big Breakfast.
"Paula's Pleased by a Vision of the Future"
TV star Paula Yates has taken to two wheels to get through the traffic and to the studios on time.
This weekend she was test driving the latest Honda "Vision" moped when it launched on the UK market.
Says Paula: "It is an ideal machine for women to drive. Light and aesy to handle and very cheap to run."
The Vision moped still costs a hefty £498 with VAT but road tax is only £10. It can be ridden on a car licence and does more than 100 miles on a gallon of petrol.
Paula (left) is due to take delivery of her "Vision" later this week.
The article is accompanied by a picture of Yates on a Vision.
bad about cancelling this Italian tour, and she goes,'Oh well, you never know those Continentals, they're little monkeys really' [referring to lyrics from the finished track]."
5. There are a couple places named "Newark" in England: Newark and Sherwood and Newark-on-Trent. There is also a city in New Jersey, USA, with that name.
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Comments (83)
- 1. | 28/04/2014
- 2. | 28/04/2014
It's "Them continentals", isn't it?
"yesterday we has liver "
We "had liver".
- 3. | 28/04/2014
- 4. | 13/05/2014
- 5. | 14/05/2014
"A Swiss, good,
As for this lousy business,"
On the original studio LP, the word "good" seems garbled at best. On the rough mix of the track released by Beggars Banquet, I hear "A Swiss God and its lousy business". Wouldn't swear on it, though!
- 6. | 22/05/2014
- 7. | 22/05/2014
- 8. | 29/08/2014
First of all, it doesn't sound like David Attenborough. Secondly the language used doesn't necessarily sound very Open University-like - "no good". Could have been, but might not have been. So I would like to do a bit more research.
Now, the recording of the album seems to have been during June/July 1985. This track was recorded with MES and Simon Rogers, not in the studio. That might mean it predates the studio sessions. But we may as well take June/July to start with. It ought to be possible to get hold of TV listings for the whole period and see what jumps out. Worth noting, for example, that aside from Open University broadcasts, The Sky at Night was also broadcast. The speaker is not Patrick Moore, but could have been a guest. Or it could have been another science programme. The point is to document the possibilities.
- 9. | 29/08/2014
- 10. | 01/09/2014
http://z1.invisionfree.com/thefall/index.php?showtopic=13623&view=findpost&p=22393938
It's an Open University broadcast called "How do red giants make carbon?", part of the OU "Matter in the Universe" course which ran from 1985-1992.
The speaker is Alan Cooper, and the transcription above is incorrect. It should be:
"... formation of Beryllium 8. Main sequence stars were no good for making carbon in this way. Red Giant stars ..."
It was apparently first broadcast on 29 June 1985, and I found it was repeated on 11 July 1985. It may also have been shown between those dates or afterwards.
- 11. | 01/09/2014
- 12. | 21/09/2014
- 13. | 22/10/2014
- 14. | 27/10/2014
- 15. | 24/01/2017
"10 months service" surely?
- 16. | 28/01/2017
But also, not I come to check, "Mersey" is "USA":
"As if I hadn't done 10 pounds service
In Mersey on the big yachts"
So this is what I hear:
"As if I hadn't done ten months service
In the U.S.A. on the big yachts."
- 17. | 05/02/2017
But then also, "In circle, is where I stare at."
- 18. | 24/04/2017
https://youtu.be/v05ljfEdfeA
http://z1.invisionfree.com/thefall/index.php?showtopic=13623&view=findpost&p=40056697
- 19. | 24/04/2017
- 20. | 26/10/2017
- 21. | 31/01/2018
- 22. | 05/02/2018
It's not clear on the final track, but listening to the rough mix on the box set, it is clearly "Breda, NL, Cologne".
- 23. | 12/02/2018
- 24. | 12/02/2018
- 25. | 05/03/2018
Really doesn't sound like "dinner", anyway.
- 26. | 17/03/2018
Note I made numerous changes
- 27. | 17/03/2018
Distractors, post-doctors behind come in
Dressed in suits, grow talons
Everyone clenched plaits horror
- 28. | 17/03/2018
- 29. | 17/03/2018
- 30. | 17/03/2018
(Quotation marks moved)
- 31. | 17/03/2018
- 32. | 17/03/2018
- 33. | 18/03/2018
On the album version, the Swiss representative appears to have changed gender to 'a Swiss goddess and its lousy business', but the word definitely still begins with a 'g', so it's not 'stewardess'.
- 34. | 18/03/2018
- 35. | 18/03/2018
The Rough Mix of 'Paintwork' can be heard by clicking here.
- 36. | 21/03/2018
- 37. | 21/03/2018
- 38. | 07/05/2018
- 39. | 05/07/2018
first verse;
"his under- vest was made of tracing paper, his chest, his scars portrayed Aztec life, his horrible..."
[Taped over bit; "...mess [??] and the new instant new art age, the rack"]
self-made, disfigured malady, tedious in it’s over-acquaintance and obviousness"
First break;
"Destructors, constructors connive,
Come here, dustbin suits, cryptoids
Everyone clenched flats horrible"
[Rough mix is;
Destructors, constructors connive, come here, dustbin abusers turns crypto-fascist
And desires modern clenched flat, designers call abusers dustbin connive destructors]
Haven't seen it mentioned elsewhere but I think that bit of music that breaks in at 2.30 is the theme from Emmerdale Farm (80's version naturally), not that it matters much
and further;
"Hey, this is bloody Newark,
Or some drive-in Slab place" I think a reference to a vision of a Euro version of Slab City https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slab_City,_California
[Rough mix; "With the shirt on,Sun in vicinity"
started out as- "Just short of facility"]
"In the USA on media guts
It's circle is where I'm still at"
"A Swiss Goddess said this lousy business.." [Rough mix - "A Swiss God and it's lousy business"
"Hey Nar! Why can't I live in England" The Hey Nar! is somewhere else in the MES pantheon but I can't place it right now
I think that tape insert of "then I woke up" at the end is worth adding to the lyric as it gives it a satisfying dream-within-a-dream setting
Over
- 40. | 18/07/2018
- 41. | 22/07/2018
- 42. | 22/07/2018
- 43. | 22/07/2018
- 44. | 22/07/2018
- 45. | 26/11/2018
Various versions of the theme down the years can be heard here, you be the judge:
Good spot by Fit and Working Again!
- 46. | 26/11/2018
Obviously it was also shown at other times (at the time it was shown on Tuesdays and Thursdays each week):
4th June
6th June
11th June
13th June
18th June
20th June
25th June
27th June
2nd July
4th July
9th July
11th July
16th July
18th July
23th July
25th July
30th July
Dan
- 47. | 28/02/2019
It still sounds like that to me.
Also "In the usa on MEDIA GUT"
Less certain of that, but not really hearing "big yacht" either.
Paul G is correct about Liver and Sausage I think.
Smith's comic timing is more obvious on the rough mix.
- 48. | 06/04/2019
Here's an alternative:
- 49. | 15/05/2019
BRIX SMITH START: ... "Paintwork" and "My New House" were about our new house in Sedgeley Park. "Hey Mark, you're messing up the paintwork" is something the decorator said.
- 50. | 07/06/2019
- 51. | 09/06/2019
- 52. | 21/06/2019
- 54. | 03/10/2019
For clarity the Turin gig (apparently at Turin's Big Club) was cancelled because the promoter failed to supply return air tickets, not because of the Heysel tragedy.
MES refers to the incident at the end of this NME interview (29 June 1985):
http://thefall.org/news/pics/85jun29_nme/85jun29_nme.html
- 55. | 07/10/2019
- 56. | 08/10/2019
https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/thefall/paintwork-t13623-s33.html
- 57. | 19/10/2019
- 58. | 05/12/2019
- 59. | 21/12/2019
- 60. | 28/12/2019
Paula Yates, is, though, and I am now embarked on the task of tracking down what she wrote about Vision mopeds.
The Honda Vision (see the image in comment #53), by the way, was launched in the UK in May 1985 (info from the Financial Times of 21 May 1985), and was apparently on sale in branches of Visionhire (a TV rental company, curiously).
- 61. | 14/02/2020
- 62. | 14/03/2020
- 63. | 14/03/2020
I've found a big clue in the Daily Express of 27 May 1985, p 26 (motoring page):
Headline: "Paula's pleased by a vision of the future"
TV star Paula Yates has taken to two wheels to get through the traffic and to the studios on time.
This weekend she was test driving the latest Honda "Vision" moped when it launched on the UK market.
Says Paula: "It is an ideal machine for women to drive. Light and aesy to handle and very cheap to run."
The Vision moped still costs a hefty £498 with VAT but road tax is only £10. It can be ridden on a car licence and does more than 100 miles on a gallon of petrol.
Paula (left) is due to take delivery of her "Vision" later this week.
The article is accompanied by a picture of Yates on a Vision.
So either that is the article that MES says he read, or she wrote or was interviewed about the moped somewhere else.
At least now we can be sure of the dating.
- 65. | 09/04/2020
What is this thing you're being so hard-assed about?"
- 66. | 10/04/2020
- 67. | 22/04/2020
a pair of gems carved with 56 spectacular facets
"2 carat gems carved with 56 spectacular facets" is a quote from a Jan 15, 1985 Weekly World News article, and the album's September 1985. Seems crazy but plausible this could be a source.
- 68. | 24/04/2020
- 69. | 24/04/2020
- 70. | 15/05/2020
https://www.open.ac.uk/library/digital-archive/program/video:FOUS308H
- 71. | 15/05/2020
https://archive.org/details/OUBBCS256Ep7Of8OriginOfTheSolarSystemATheoryMatterInTheUniverse
Episode 5: https://archive.org/details/OUBBCS256Ep7Of8OriginOfTheSolarSystemATheoryMatterInTheUniverse/OU+BBC+S256+Ep+5+of+8+How+do+Red+Giants+make+Carbon+(Matter+in+the+Universe).mp4
- 72. | 22/06/2020
https://twitter.com/dannyno_01/status/1275056821745577990
Also tweeted, some pages from a Honda Vision brochure from 1985!
- 76. | 13/07/2020
Trying to work out chronology a bad idea but MES told NME (http://thefall.org/news/pics/85jun29_nme/85jun29_nme.html) he cancelled tour Saturday (ie May 25, & not quite same as "found out"). Express piece Mon 27, Heysel disaster Wed 29 (not why cancelled). Could be earlier Yates feature or lyric not literal
Now we know there were Yates/Vision pieces as early as the 24th, the chronological order suggested in the lyric could be accurate after all. (Again, worth emphasising that of course I realise that the lyric may not be - and does not need to be - strictly literal).
Then I read Paula Yates on Vision mopeds
Then I found out we were not going to Italy
- 77. | 06/07/2021
I didn't find one, but I did find a full page advertising feature for the moped on Friday 24 May 1985, p46.
"Honda's vision of the future...here today" sounds like it might have been turned into a Hey! Luciani lyric, doesn't it?!
- 78. | 22/01/2022
- 79. | 07/05/2023
A Swiss code address for this lousy business
was the last thing I was ever imagining
ie: a Swiss bank account
- 80. | 07/07/2023
Breda, Emmen, Cologne...
(Emmen is another Dutch town close to the German border so it fits the bill - it also sounds more like that than NL as well)
- 81. | 15/07/2023
- 82. | 20/07/2023
But it's in the Internet Archive:
https://archive.org/details/OUBBCS256Ep7Of8OriginOfTheSolarSystemATheoryMatterInTheUniverse/OU+BBC+S256+Ep+5+of+8+How+do+Red+Giants+make+Carbon+(Matter+in+the+Universe).mp4
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_Vision