The Man Whose Head Expanded
The man whose head expanded
The man whose head expanded
Was corrupted by Mr. Sociological Memory
Was corrupted by Mr. Sociological Memory Man
Could not get a carrier bag for love nor money (2)
The man whose head expanded
Sounds like hick wap, huh?
Sounds like hick wap, huh? (3)
Over! Over!
Over! Over!
The man whose head expanded
The soap opera writer would follow him around
and use his jewels for T.V. prime time
The man whose head expanded
Turn that bloody blimey Space Invader off! (4)
The man whose head expanded
Explained:
The scriptwriter would follow him around,
of this he was convinced
It was no coincidence
The lager seemed poisoned
It was no matter of small consequence
No little pub incidence
A red faced post- 'Jolly Grapes' (5)
Would steal his jewels
And put them in the mouths of Vic actor fools (6)
Of this he was convinced
Sounds like hick wap, huh?
Sounds like a lot of mick wap, huh?
Over! Over!
Over! Over!
The man whose head expanded
The man whose head expanded
Does not want to appear illiterate
Crack! Crack!
Does not want to appear illiterate
Crack! Crack!
Crack! Crack!
The man whose head expanded
Come on with the heraldry
Add misinterpretation, prerogative
John Kennedy's half-assed slyness (7)
The man whose head diminished
The man whose head diminished
Sounds like hick wap, huh?
Over! Over!
Sounds like mig 20 crack, huh? (8)
Over! Over!
Sounds like a lot of hick wap, huh?
Over! Over! (8)
Notes
1. From Reformation:
And, Dan mentions a 1901 French silent film called L'homme à la Tête de Caoutchouc (The Man with the Rubber Head), which is in fact about a man (actually, two men) whose head(s) expanded. From Wikipedia:
I think Nirvana are a load of wop...
People have a go at things like Coronation Street for adopting a similar broad northernness, but if you watch it and listen to it closely its use of language is quite cutting edge. The scriptwriters have a good ear for any new phrases that are circling Manchester.
In the mid 90s I used to drink in a pub called The Grapes near Granada’s studios – Vera Duckworth (Elizabeth Dawn) owns it now. It’s a good pub. You get a few cast members and scriptwriters in there. I’d have a couple of pints with Simon Gregson, who plays Steve McDonald – nice bloke. And there’d be scriptwriters dotted around, scribbling. It doesn’t always work. Sometimes the dialogue’s very clunky, as if the writers have been too keen to use new phrases, but when it does work it’s far superior to a lot of things out there.
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Comments (85)
- 1. | 27/04/2013
- 2. | 27/04/2013
Something to do with railway sleeping cars?
Or the British trains, linked to the same company? There was the Manchester Pullman: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchester_Pullman
- 3. | 02/05/2013
- 4. | 20/10/2013
- "The next song features Mr. Sociological Memory - he used to tour the Palladiums in the '40s and '50s. He could give you all the housing numbers and percentages from the 1920s. Sorry this is a bit difficult and sorry this is over anybody's head in the audience..."
- 5. | 11/03/2014
http://www.visi.com/fall/news/pics/83may_imrw.html
"it's about a guy who's being ripped off because he got too big-headed."
Dan
- 6. | 02/07/2014
- 7. | 06/07/2014
To me that reads like whoever originally attempted to transcribe the song, commenting on it. Presumably it was someone calling themselves Sparky, and that was them signing off an email or message?
- 8. | 16/07/2014
- 9. | 21/07/2014
Sinister Times is probably the original source of many of the Lyrics Parade transcriptions.
- 10. | 21/07/2014
- 11. | 13/08/2014
I'm currently trying to track it down
- 12. | 21/09/2014
- 13. | 25/11/2014
If we assume that "wap" is a made-up word meaning "nonsense" or even "crap"... then we have "hick", meaning a backward person from the countryside, and "mick", derogatory slang for an Irishman.
ie, "this sounds like a ridiculous story that a country bumpkin or a Irish drunk would tell in a pub" (whereas, as we know, the story is "no little pub incident")
- 14. | 08/08/2015
- 15. | 01/10/2015
(I'm continually reminded to be chuffed as hell to have this Fall resource at my disposal! Thanks again!)
- 16. | 24/10/2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8fS9_Cpuow
The line comes up right at the three-minute mark. My obnoxious tirade up there was pretty much useless (I had had a few)
- 17. | 08/11/2015
I assumed "jolly grapes" was a metaphor for wine, though the only prior reference I can find using my Google-ninja-skills is a prohibition-era article in Business Week. (referred to in a book about the subject, that page not available in the preview, typically)
Also, I'm stumped by the writing credit for "Seaberg" on this one. Riley?
- 18. | 15/11/2015
- 19. | 15/11/2015
- 20. | 15/11/2015
- 21. | 23/11/2015
- 22. | 08/06/2016
MES uses this word in his singles review in Melody Maker, 1 May 1982, p.23:
"The only "American music" in this pile of Wap.
Dan
- 23. | 19/06/2016
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leslie_Welch
- 24. | 29/06/2016
- 25. | 02/07/2016
- 26. | 16/11/2016
This will be Sol Seaberg, who according to Brix is also the "Jew on a Motorbike" of the song "Garden": http://forward.com/culture/348928/the-surprising-jewish-story-behind-indie-rock-legend-brix-smith-start/
- 27. | 24/11/2016
"It's not clear whether the interview wirh Brix was conducted verbally or via email--the author says he spoke with her "from her home in Shoreditch" which could possibly imply email, but it is much more likely to be via the telephone, as with an email interview he most likely would not have determined where she was located at all. An in person seems like it would be "at her home in Shoreditch," so we can safely rule that out (pending any contradictory evidence, of course). So it may be the case that the interviewer did not ask Brix how to spell the name, in which case "Seaberg" is slightly more likely to be the correct spelling. In any case, FC Domestos is mentioned in the book Shadowplayers: the inside story of the start of Britain's most revered and infamous record label in the following two passages: "The last two Factory Fridays fell on 2 and 9 June. The first of these again showcased The Durutti Column, this time matched with FC Domestos and Cabaret Voltaire," and "The second band, FC Domestos, were obliterated by the PA." And the only record of Seaberg/Sol Seaburg is the former name on the credits for "The Man Whose Head Expanded" and the latter in Brix's interview."
And there is an information page about a band called Doctor Cyclops which contains the following information:
Dave.M.
Cosmic guitar and mad determination to gather other weird members. Was in a band called Crystal Ridge years ago who's fame spread right across Bury as far as Deeply Vale. Before that Dave was in FC Domestos with Steve B.
Steve.B.
Now Bass also was and occasionally still does rhythm classical and other stuff Steve was in a band called FC Domestos years ago with Dave. Steve also did some work with the Manchester Musicians Collective on an album called (what's its name Steve?).
Note "A year ago," the page seems to be from October, 2000, so Domestos may have been a long-running concern...or this is another band entirely.
Dan, I know you will read this comment, I'm not sure that anyone else will though...
- 28. | 24/11/2016
- 29. | 24/11/2016
- 30. | 24/11/2016
In this country, a lot of people know who I am, but have no idea who I am," says Start-Smith from the Shoreditch loft she shares with her husband and pugs Gladys and Pixie.
It is written up like a phone interview, isn't it? But Kaminer lives in Manhattan: http://observer.com/author/michael-kamine, so does that make phone any less likely than email? Maybe not.
- 31. | 24/11/2016
Worth emailing him maybe.
- 32. | 21/12/2016
- 33. | 21/12/2016
- 34. | 15/04/2017
Add misinterpretation, prerogative
John Kennedy's half-assed slyness
The man whose head diminished,,,"
Following this,there seem to me to be some extra lines spoken (maybe one of them goes something along the lines of "...take it easy man"?)
- 35. | 25/06/2017
The Man Whose Head Expanded. KNEW :-
a)ALTHOUGH the mind grew on revelation of hidden vistas, daily life became a stuttering chore;
b)WHO stole cafes collection box;
c)THAT Smith applied cut-up technique literally to brain;
d)THIS 'press release' was well nigh over d.j.'s heads, irrelevant of status;
e)NEW art forms hit recession cities and societies best;
f)WHY Val Doonican refuses to sing "Paddy McGinty's Goat" on his show;
g)REASON colour pop magazines pertaining to cover English sub-culture crapped pants at mere mention of above group's name;
h)JOB DEARTH in England caused The Fall to compete with groups comprised of people who'd normally be Civil Tax Collectors, stockbrokers and hairdressers, but were Wrongfully encouraged by Channel 4;
i)BEST SOUNDS hide in studio carpets, Mountain Oaf.
- 36. | 14/07/2017
Youtube: https://youtu.be/czKep7Z1-w8
- 37. | 14/07/2017
- 38. | 14/07/2017
- 39. | 15/07/2017
- 40. | 15/07/2017
Wikipedia calls this song "a thinly veiled attack on [Marc] Riley"
"Wikipedia" links to the entry for Riley which doesn't mention this song, at least not anymore. I wonder if they changed it, or if I fucked up the link? There's no dedicated link to the song...
- 41. | 22/07/2017
- 42. | 22/07/2017
The specific line in wikipedia was this, in a revision timed at 20:20 on 3 February 2009 by wikipedia user Michig:
The Fall's 1983 single 'The man Whose Head Expanded' was a thinly veiled attack on Riley's alleged climbing above his station, followed in 1984 by the even less veiled single C.R.E.E.P....
It was removed by wikipedia user Franburke2 at 20:59 on 18 September 2014 with the (correct) explanation
unsubstantiated facts about 2 songs
(insertion and deletion established using the wikiblame tool http://wikipedia.ramselehof.de/wikiblame.php
- 43. | 29/07/2017
- 44. | 19/10/2017
The way people said 'Elastic Man' was about the music business, it wasn't anything to do with it, it was about a writer freaking out it was almost Lovecraftian like somebody I imagine Stephen King to be, everyone saying to him "How did you write The Shining?"
- 45. | 20/10/2017
- 46. | 18/11/2017
EDIT: I didn't notice and put it in, I may be time to stop for the night...
- 47. | 27/11/2017
Wikipedia suggests that Trio's Da Da Da and The Fall's Fortress use the Rock-1 preset (in "piano voice" in Trio's case). Whereas The Man Whose Head Expanded uses the Rock-2 preset.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casio_VL-1#Notable_uses_and_appearances
- 48. | 02/12/2017
- 49. | 05/12/2017
- 50. | 27/01/2018
Sounds like "Sounds like VIC 20 crap" to me! The Commodore VIC 20 was a pretty common home computer back then and given MES's reference to wanting to turn that bloody Space Invaders off earlier (plus the computer stuff he references in Eat Y'Self Fitter), this hearing doesn't seem a stretch to me. Maybe he'd seen someone playing about with the primitive sounds it could make.
- 51. | 29/01/2018
- 52. | 12/02/2018
- 53. | 22/02/2018
Anecdotally, I remember one of the first times I heard The Fall/MES on the radio, I thought he sounded like a raving Frenchman due to the way he enunciates certain vowel sounds (e.g. the way he pronounces “Disinformation” in Oh! Brother).
We also know that MES has quoted “reviews” of The Fall in previous tracks, such as in Printhead.
Furthermore, the scornful tone with which the line is delivered backs up my theory (in my own biased mind, anyway) that he’s basically saying “So! I sound like an idiot, do I?”.
- 54. | 24/02/2018
- 55. | 27/04/2018
- 56. | 28/04/2018
No, it couldn't refer to Eastenders.
Because this song debuted live in May 1982 and first appeared on record on 27 June 1983.
Eastenders, on the other hand, was first broadcast at 7pm on 19 February 1985.
- 57. | 01/05/2018
- 58. | 27/06/2018
"Mark E. Moan", interview with MES, NME 3 April 1993:
I think Nirvana are a load of wop...
http://thefall.org/news/pics/93apr03_nme/93apr03_nme.html
- 59. | 22/03/2019
This would appear to be the starting point of the song.
- 60. | 12/04/2019
http://thefall.org/gigography/image/83aug13_sounds.jpg
- 61. | 04/05/2019
- 62. | 09/05/2019
See Renegade, chapter 16:
People have a go at things like Coronation Street for adopting a similar broad northernness, but if you watch it and listen to it closely its use of language is quite cutting edge. The scriptwriters have a good ear for any new phrases that are circling Manchester.
In the mid 90s I used to drink in a pub called The Grapes near Granada’s studios – Vera Duckworth (Elizabeth Dawn) owns it now. It’s a good pub. You get a few cast members and scriptwriters in there. I’d have a couple of pints with Simon Gregson, who plays Steve McDonald – nice bloke. And there’d be scriptwriters dotted around, scribbling. It doesn’t always work. Sometimes the dialogue’s very clunky, as if the writers have been too keen to use new phrases, but when it does work it’s far superior to a lot of things out there.
- 63. | 10/10/2019
- 64. | 21/11/2020
http://www.maelmill-insi.de/UHBMCC/strtales.htm#S685
There's a website with Strange Tales covers:
http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/strange-tales
I'll keep plugging away.
- 65. | 28/11/2020
http://www.maelmill-insi.de/UHBMCC/strtales.htm#S685
Here is a website of Strange Tales covers:
http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/strange-tales
The search continues.
- 66. | 21/05/2021
The 'turn that bloody blimey space invader off' was scripted, it wasn't real.
- 67. | 22/05/2021
- 68. | 22/05/2021
- 69. | 04/06/2021
- 70. | 05/06/2021
- 71. | 05/06/2021
Because unfortunately Kennedy was not in fact actually giving legal advice to musicians and record labels at the time at all.
The Kennedy reference was in the lyric from 1982.
In 1982, John Kennedy was Director of Business Development at Phonogram, having been their in-house lawyer since the late 1970s. He moved to CBS in 1983.
He didn't got off on his own and starting dishing out advice to all and sundry until 1984.
See; https://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php/John_Kennedy_(Music)
and
https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=-RMEAAAAMBAJ&lpg=PA73&dq=%22john%20kennedy%22%20phonogram&pg=PA73#v=onepage&q=%22john%20kennedy%22%20phonogram&f=false
I've had a look at some of the industry press and the Financial Times of 1982 - he wasn't mentioned that I could find, so I wonder how likely he would have been to come to MES' notice at that point anyway.
Anyway, the point is that in 1982 he was a corporate man and a couple of years from starting the legal firm that Andrew has in mind.
So that takes us back to President Kennedy, John Kennedy Jnr, John Kennedy of the Residents organisation, or whatever other Kennedys.
Lou Reed's The Blue Mask was released early in 1982. It includes the peculiarly deadpan and sentimental "The Day John Kennedy Died", including such deathless couplets as:
I dreamed that there was a point to life and to the human race
I dreamed that I could somehow comprehend that someone shot him in the face
- 72. | 12/06/2021
- 73. | 09/08/2021
He also says the Memory Man toured the Palladiums in the 40s and 50s.
(Both from note 1).
He may well have seen this in The 39 Steps, the famous Hitchcock film from 1935. Here's some dialogue from near the start of the film, in which Memory Man is indeed appearing at The Palladium:
Audience member: Who won the Derby in 1921?
Memory Man: Mr. Jack Joel's Humorist, with Jack Donoghue up.
Audience member: Who won the Cup in 1926?
Memory Man: Cup? Waterloo, football or tea?
Audience member: Football, silly.
- 74. | 12/12/2021
- 75. | 21/08/2022
"An enlarged conscience is pathologic,"
from The Bishop's Fool in Rotting Hill by Wyndham Lewis
- 76. | 25/08/2022
- 77. | 25/08/2022
- 78. | 05/09/2023
The 'Vic actor fool' could be from The Victoria Theatre, Stoke-on Trent. (not everything's about London)
'Sparky' was the nickname of footballer Mark Hughes, who in 1982-83 was in the middle of his first stint at Manure Utd.
- 79. | 06/09/2023
Re: "wap", agreed. But this is not the sense MES appears to be using, see examples.
"Vic Actor". True. It's also worth noting that several Coronation Street actors came out of the Bristol Old Vic, or were connected to it, or went to its theatre school. Notably long-standing cast members Thelma Barlow (Mavis Wilton, 1971-1997), Peter Baldwin (Derek Wilton, 1976-1997), and Amanda Barrie (Alma Sedgewick/Barlow, 1981-2/1988-2001) for example. Could be any number of things.
"Sparky". I think this is a transcriber's comment from the original FallNet transcription or something. No evidence MES ever said or sang it or that it appears on anything he wrote.
- 80. | 06/09/2023
- 81. | 06/09/2023
- 82. | 23/11/2023
- 83. | 16/01/2024
Here is MES interviewed in Pilot fanzine, date uncertain but no earlier than 1983:
A song like "The Man Whose Head Expanded" has suggestive drug overtones, but it concerns a person who is very sensitive to everything going on around him. A bit of the song was written on a home computer. I tried to transcribe sentences and they got mixed up. Things like "Mig-20", a Russian plane, are the computer's own invention. I think the song has a germ from those classic old films like "The Man With X-Ray Eyes" where he sees through everything. That's what I was aiming for. The song's written from observation but I don't write like that any more.
- 84. | 09/06/2024
- 85. | 15/08/2024
them in the mouths of Vic. actor fools."
So obviously there's plagiarism afoot, or paranoia about plagiarism. The narrator's best lines are being stolen and put into plays. "Vic. actor" I take to refer to the Old Vic, the famous theatre (or the breakaway known as the Young Vic).