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Pumpkin Soup and Mashed Potatoes
Lyrics
Parmesan carrots with mushrooms
Frankly that I've never been keen
It's pumpkin soup and mashed potatoes
That's for my Hallowe'en tea
Pumpkin soup and mashed potatoes
That has always been my dream
Physicians moan about the guarantees of vegetables
But to be frank what I'm keen on is that same old scene
Pumpkin soup and mashed potatoes
That is my Hallowe'en tea
Pumpkin soup and mashed potatoes
That's why I'm always keen
Pumpkin soup and mashed potatoes
They'll keep me clean
Pumpkin soup and mashed potatoes
I'm old, not much, but I'm going mad
Because of the starvation that I've had
Clouds rush by
But I always have my dream
Pumpkin soup and mashed potatoes
That is my hallowe'en tea
Pumpkin soup and mashed potatoes
Comments (9)
Also, it's interesting that Mark E Smith uses the word "physician" instead of the far more common (British English) word "doctor. Though to be fair he does the same in Mexico Wax Solvent and Rowche Rumble.
Martin, I think "guarantees of vegetables" means the health benefits. It's an odd choice of words in an otherwise straightforward song. (Unless the song, as I believe someone on the FOF once surmised, is a metaphor for sex.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bRUOXn22Eg
I think the use of "physician", which as you say is unusual, probably has to do with the number of syllables. Perhaps there's a bit of work for a Fall Science intern to look into it in more detail.
"How is it even possible to take health tips from a man who, in all the years I've known him, I've never once seen eat a vegetable, unless you count pickled onions?"
Steve Hanley - The Big Midweek
"TH: The 'I' in your songs is very rarely you, I say.
MES: Right, well done, someone's got it. I find it very stimulating, writing for characters. It's a good way to filter ideas. It gives you a new slant. I feel a lot freer headwise now, so that I have time for such thoughts, odd things. Explaining it to everybody else is a pain in the arse. But why should you have to explain it?"
The Wire - May 1999