My New House
Lyrics
My new house (1)
You should see my house
My new house
You should see my new house
No rabbit hutch about it
I bought it off the Baptists
I get their bills
And I get miffed
At the damn polyester fills
The interior is a prison unconscious
Interior is a prison unconscious
My new house
You should see my new house
My new house
Keep away from my new house
Wash the drawers of pills
It's got window sills
With lead centered in the middle of 'em
With lead centered in the middle of 'em
My new house
Is no beatnik hang-out
My new house
You should see my new house
That Halifax copter
Sure dropped me a cropper
That Halifax copter (2)
Sure dropped me a cropper (3)
My new house
You should see my house
My new house
You should see my new house
Somtimes I think I'll ring Swine-Tax
And go back to our flat
Sometimes I think I'll ring Swine-Tax
And go back to our flat (4)
But my new house
I do love the mad things about it
According to the postman
It's like the bleeding Bank of England
According to the postman
It's like the bleeding Bank of England (5)
Creosote tar fence surrounds it
Those razor blades eject when I press eject
My new house
You should see my new house
My new house
Could easy crack a mortal in it
The spare room is fine
Though a little haunted
By Mr. Reagan who had hung himself at number 13
Mr. Reagan hung himself at number 13
It'll be great when it's decorated
My new house
You should see my new house
My new house
You should see my new house
Notes
1. As with "No Bulbs," the lyrics are a study in banality. According to Smith, this song is about buying a new house (apparently in Sedgley Park, Bury), no more and no less. Of course, there are still baffling lines like "the interior is a prison unconscious," to remind us that we are listening to the Fall (and which make an annotator tear his hair). The lyrics work perfectly with the music, which is one of the best of the Fall's many great stabs at rockabilly.
Brix provides the context (via Dan):
"According to Brix Smith-Start's autobiography, The Rise, The Fall, and The Rise: 'Our biggest purchase together was a house. It was round the corner from Mark's childhood home, where his parents still lived. It was very comforting to him to live a block away from his mother. We bought the house from a Baptist couple. They had kind, calm energy and there was a good vibe in the house.'"
From Steve:
The sample "Eins!" in the beginning sounds like it's recorded from East German children television show Pittiplatsch & Schnatterinchen, from East German TV (on the first channel of two available), which could be received in West Germany (where the Fall toured in the early 80s), and I faintly remember reading an interview with MES where he said that East German children shows are much better than their Western counterparts."
2. Halifax, England is in West Yorkshire, and is only about 30 miles from Manchester. In the 1980s and 1990s, Halifax Bulilding Society had advertisments filmed from a helicopter (see comment 45 from djbawbag). Stephen Parkin accurately describes them as follows: "I can't find an example on Youtube, but I remember TV adverts for the Halifax Building Society in the 80s that showed a field with 100 or more people standing in the shape of a giant 'X,' shot from a helicopter...The lines suggest that he got a bad deal on his mortgage, which could be why he thinks of going back to renting."
A "Halifax Copter" also sometimes shows up in "Words of Expectation."
A "building society" is more or less the equivalent of what is called a "credit union" in the United States.
3. To "come a cropper" is to go wrong, stray, or fail. Various folk etymologies have been advanced to explain the saying, but it seems to have originally referred to falling off the tail end or "crop" of a horse.
4. Lyrics Parade: "In Swinton, Manchester [Salford in Greater Manchester--bz], the local mini-cab firm was called Swin-Tax." Here MES seems to suggest moments of regret or buyer's remorse, at which times he yearns to return to his old apartment; on the other hand, maybe this thought arises out of (drunken?) forgetfulness. The former flat may be the one immoratalized in "No Bulbs."
5. William Ham suggests that this could be a reference to Jon the Postman. Jon, who was (and apparently still was, as of 2014, a year before his death) an actual postman, became notorious when he used to wait until a local band finished their set, then jump on stage and sing "Louie Louie." Eventually he formed his own band and branched out from "Louie Louie."
In a 1998 interview with the NME, Smith made the following remarks:
[W]hy, according to the postman, was it like the bleeding Bank Of England?
"[I]t's a running joke where I live," Mark explains. "Like, y'know, you hear lads in Salford, they'll go: 'You'll never get in my house, it's like Fort Knox'. Someone tried to break into my house, actually, and the keyboard player said, 'Anyone that tries to break into your house, Mark, they must be insane. Must have a suicidal death wish'."
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- 1. | 10/03/2013
- 2. | 11/03/2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wji0ocbjsgc
- 3. | 24/11/2013
- 4. | 22/03/2014
Anyway, the lyrics here are missing verses, there's the odd wrong word etc.
i.e. It's "our flat", not "my flat". As for the Baptists, he gets "their bills", not "the bills".
Here's what I hear:
"My new house
You should see my house
My new house
You should see my new house
No rabbit hutch about it
I bought it off the Baptists, I get their bills
And I get miffed at the damn polyester fills
The interior is a prison unconscious
The interior is a prison unconscious
My new house
You should see my new house
My new house
Keep away from my new house
Wash the drawers of pills
It's got window sills
With lead centred in the middle of them
With lead centred in the middle of them
My new house
Is no beatnik hang-out
My new house
You should see my new house
That Halifax copter
Sure dropped me a cropper
That Halifax copter
Sure dropped me a cropper
My new house
You should see my house
My new house
You should see my new house
Sometimes I think I'll ring Swin-Tax
And go back to our flat
Sometimes I think I'll ring Swin-Tax
And go back to our flat
But my new house
I do love the mad things about it
According to the postman
It's like the bleeding Bank of England
According to the postman
It's like the bleeding Bank of England
Creosote tar fence surrounds it
Those razor blades eject when I press eject
My new house
You should see my new house
My new house
Could easily crack a mortal, it
The spare room is fine, though a little haunted
By Mr Reagan who had hung himself at number thirteen
Mr Reagan hung himself at number thirteen
It'll be great when it's decorated
My new house
You should see my new house
My new house
You should see my new house"
- 5. | 08/04/2014
One small thing-- is "Swin-tax" pronounced "Swine-tax"? I thought it was a slangy alteration.
- 6. | 08/04/2014
- 7. | 10/05/2014
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON31__0wSA0 (ffwd to 5:16)
and here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbqLtYmC5ms
...no copter visible...
- 8. | 15/11/2014
I always heard it as "No razor blades eject when I press eject" - as if MES had bought a house with an evil villain-type security system, but finds it doesn't actually work. Now I feel like I can hear it either way?
Also, really think it's "Mr Raven", not "Mr Reagan". Is there evidence otherwise?
Also, the "Swine-Tax" pronunciation: clearly a joke.
- 9. | 11/11/2015
"Is no beatnik hang-out"
as
"It's where the big men hang out"
- 10. | 23/11/2015
I just checked, I hear "beatnik" still...
- 11. | 04/05/2016
Our biggest purchase together was a house. It was round the corner from Mark's childhood home, where his parents still lived. It was very comforting to him to lice a block away from his mother. We bought the house from a Baptist couple. They had kind, calm energy and there was a good vibe in the house.
- 12. | 04/11/2016
- 13. | 04/11/2016
A few points of clarification
Swinton is in Salford and several miles west of Manchester, and south west of Sedgely Park, in Bury.
The assumption from the proposition above is that MES would ring the taxi firm in Swinton to "go back" to the old flat on Kingswood Road is a little odd given the distance between the New House and the Old Flat is a mere 1.5 miles and the Swinton Taxi firm is based a good 4 miles away around the M60 motorway. This would be a rather strange thing to do as Prestwich has it's own mini-cab services. And why would you ring a taxi company to take you back to your flat?
More plausible I think is the proposition that "Swine-Tax" is MES's "name" for his former landlord at the flat, and that he would be ringing him to ask to rent again.
- 14. | 19/11/2016
- 15. | 19/11/2016
- 16. | 19/11/2016
- 17. | 21/11/2016
As for Bob Osborne's #13 speculation about "Swintax", it's good to have the reminder about location and distances, but I take the thought in a different direction, and I certainly see no particular warrant for inventing nicknames for landlords.
Let's remind ourselves of the line:
"Sometimes I think I'll ring Swin-Tax
And go back to our flat"
"Sometimes" seems to indicate that this is not necessarily a serious thought, but the kind of thing people often say off-handedly. And that in turn would allow us to be less literal of the intention and more tolerant of lack of realism. But it's not thatunrealistic.
It's not implausible to consider taxis when moving home, especially if you don't have a lot of possessions and just need luggage space for boxes and suitcases etc. I've moved flats a short distance myself, and a vehicle was definitely required.
But would MES choose Swintax, if there are more local alternatives (although technically the M60 itself, referred to in comment #13, post-dates the song, the component roads existed)? Why not? Maybe he had used the firm before and trusted them. Maybe they were just the bigger firm? Maybe he knew some of the drivers? Maybe the name had the right number of syllables? Maybe they had better sized vehicles?
- 18. | 27/12/2016
- 19. | 04/01/2017
- 20. | 04/01/2017
- 21. | 04/01/2017
- 22. | 05/01/2017
Jon, who was (and apparently still is, as of 2014)
He died in 2015.
- 23. | 20/02/2017
Bank?
- 24. | 25/02/2017
- 25. | 25/02/2017
- 26. | 25/02/2017
- 27. | 05/03/2017
- 28. | 05/03/2017
- 29. | 19/03/2017
- 30. | 29/01/2018
- 31. | 13/02/2018
- 32. | 13/02/2018
- 33. | 13/02/2018
- 34. | 14/02/2018
- 35. | 14/02/2018
- 36. | 14/02/2018
- 37. | 17/02/2018
- 38. | 17/02/2018
- 39. | 04/03/2018
Hexen Blumenthal, comment #35Why do you think Wogan hasn't walked a broadcasting tightrope
No, it's your claim to provide the evidence for.
But to help, I've got an article from the Daily Mail of 23 December 1975 ("The Two Faces of the Irish", by Joe Steeples), which is full of praise for Wogan, and quotes Wogan himself:
I get 2,000 letters a week from my audience and I have never yet had one which says, "go back to the bogs where you came from."
Wogan was never a controversial figure.
- 40. | 03/06/2018
- 41. | 04/06/2018
Don't know the interview you're referring to, would be good to track that down.
- 42. | 04/06/2018
https://tr-tv.net/tv/the-fall-my-new-house-D36kOzop6oo.html
- 43. | 19/06/2018
- 44. | 15/07/2018
Also, was that you at Dan's link? I put it in because it seems more likely if someone else thought so, but "Eins!" isn't much to go on, and if that other comment is you then it doesn't function as corroboration...
- 45. | 25/10/2019
https://youtu.be/GpyEGZliFO0
- 46. | 09/11/2019
- 47. | 11/11/2019
- 48. | 15/11/2019
- 49. | 16/11/2019
Yeah, if we put the address won't the new tenants be deluged with fans making pilgrimages and the like? Could grow to be a bidecadal torrent...is "bidecadal" a word?
- 50. | 19/11/2019
- 51. | 23/11/2019
- 52. | 27/11/2019
Purely an observation from someone in Mark's homeland.
Prestwich is classified as Manchester under postcode/zip code. Bury is the operating council....provider of public services etc.
Very few people here would ever describe themselves as being from Bury. Only 3 miles up the road, however .different accent and they don't tend to associate themselves with Manc. ..appreciate that this might be difficult to understand and trivial for people from outside but there we go.
- 53. | 21/12/2019
- 54. | 06/02/2020
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Halifax%20Helicopter
There is more Halifax-related sex slang on UD. I think somebody is enjoying poking fun at the inhabitants of the capital of Nova Scotia.
- 55. | 06/03/2020
Comment #48. Obviously whether anyone hung themselves at number 13 on MES's road has been something I've had a go at nailing down in the past. I have been unable to confirm so, despite knowing both the location of MES' new house, and the historic occupants of #13. Thing is, he may have changed the number. MES usually changed numbers.
- 56. | 14/03/2020
51: is it good how it is now?
- 57. | 15/08/2020
Yes the former flat referenced was indeed his place he first took Brix to, located on Rectory Lane in Prestwich.
- 58. | 17/11/2020
Sure brought me up proper
(these may not be the lyrics but it is what I always thought it was)
- 59. | 27/12/2020
Sometimes I think I'll ring Swine-Tax
And go back to our flat
Which flat?
Not the one on Kingswood Road, as Bob suggests in comment 13. Condevitto is comment #57 is correct.
But let's document this properly.
When MES moved in with Una Baines, it was into her flat - 15a Kingswood Road. Soon, Kay moved in and Una moved out.
c.late 1979/early 1980, Kay and MES moved to a "new flat in a large redbrick Victorian house on Glebelands Road" (source: Hip Priest, by Simon Ford, p.76).
The flat Brix came to England to in 1983, though, was not that one.
Source: Hip Priest, p.120:
Brix arrived in Manchester on 17 May to find that Smith was not kidding about his slender means. The year before, Smith and Carroll had moved out of the Glebelands Road flat into Flat 2, 4 Beech Tree Bank on Rectory Lane, just round the corner. The flat, unfortunately, never really lived up to its attractive name. It was bigger, with a higher ceiling and plenty of space for Smith's cats to roam around, but it was also damp and cold and none of the electric fires worked.
See also Brix's The Rise, The Fall, and The Rise:
We pulled up in front of Mark’s place on Rectory Lane. Suitably, his building was an old rectory. I wasn’t sure what a rectory was, but it looked like a gothic church.
‘Wow,’ I said. ‘This looks so cool. I had no idea you lived in a place this big.’ (At last, I felt a ray of hope starting to glimmer.)
‘No,’ he said. ‘I don’t live in the whole building, just one of the flats at the top. It’s only £20 a week.’
My research currently suggests that this building was not in fact the old rectory, which was located 7 minutes' walk away in the vicinity of what is now Rectory Gardens, part of a housing estate.
Anyway, it was from this flat that MES and Brix moved into their "new house".
Brix again:
The house was a massive step up from our shabby apartment on Rectory Lane. This was the first house either of us ever owned and the pride Mark felt at owning a house himself was immortalised in the song ‘My New House’.
Therefore, the "old flat" referred to in the lyric is, all things being equal, the one in the former rectory on Rectory Lane.
- 60. | 27/12/2020
https://historicengland.org.uk/listing/the-list/list-entry/1405179
- 61. | 27/12/2020
- 62. | 08/10/2021
It's in a terribly delapidated state.
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/109703012#/?channel=RES_BUY
https://twitter.com/mr_dave_haslam/status/1410492848672227328?s=21
There were some efforts to recover Mark's possessions for their historical value, but I don't know if they were successful.
- 63. | 15/10/2021
- 64. | 16/05/2022
- 65. | 16/05/2022
- 66. | 20/05/2022
It's Zager & Evans.
I'm not really hearing much similarity to be honest.
- 67. | 21/05/2022
- 68. | 23/05/2022
Poor behaviour.
- 70. | 04/11/2022
And who's Mr Rearden?
- 71. | 05/11/2022
I've done a bit of basic research but so far failed to find any evidence of a Rearden (Reardon) living on Winchester Avenue.
MES might have altered the name, of course. And it might not have been on Winchester Avenue.
- 72. | 10/11/2022
It's definitely "The interior is a prisoner unconscious".
And "Western drawers and pills"
I'd go with "Cropped me a cropper" and then "taught me a cropper" as per the sheet corrections, though it's hard to hear.
I'm not at all sure I'm hearing "creosote hard fence". Still sounds like "tar", but could be "guard".
And it does seem to be "Could easy crack and mottle in it"
And "Mr Rearden" and "number fifteen".
- 74. | 05/03/2023
Penultimate chorus:
My new house
Crazy cracked couple in it! (not 'Could easy crack a mortal in it')
(I Presume this is self referential -Mark and Kay)
Spare room is fine
A little Haunted
Mr Weird done and hung himself at number 13
Mr Weird hung himself at number 13
Both of the above can be seen on the bleed through of lyric sheet from the auction that dannyno posted.
Probably not worth looking through the census for that name!
Also worth noting that the lyric sheet has both
'Its here It is a prison of conscience'
and 'The interior is the prisoner of unconscience'
I can hear both, so a classic brilliant MES swapping sound-a-like words in and out.
- 75. | 05/03/2023
Mr Rearden is back! (again I think probably both are used)
But I'm sticking with the crazy cracked couple!
- 76. | 31/08/2023
- 77. | 12/12/2023
I suspect it is not a coincidence that on 9 August 1878, Émile Zola wrote to his friend Gustave Flaubert which began:
Mon cher ami,
J’allais vous écrire, travaillé du remords de ne vous avoir pas écrit plus tôt. J’ai eu toutes sortes de tracas. J’ai acheté une maison, une cabane à lapins, entre Poissy et Triel, dans un trou charmant, au bord de la Seine ; neuf mille francs, je vous dis le prix pour que vous n’ayez pas trop de respect. La littérature a payé ce modeste asile champêtre, qui a le mérite d’être loin de toute station et de ne pas compter un seul bourgeois dans son voisinage. Je suis seul, absolument seul ; depuis un mois, je n’ai pas vu une face humaine. Seulement, mon installation m’a beaucoup dérangé, et de là ma négligence.
This roughly translates to:
My dear friend,
I was going to write to you, feeling remorseful for not having written to you sooner. I had all sorts of worries. I bought a house, a rabbit hut, between Poissy and Triel, in a charming hole, on the banks of the Seine; nine thousand francs, I'll tell you the price so you don't have too much respect. Literature paid for this modest country asylum, which has the merit of being far from any resort and of not having a single bourgeois in its vicinity. I am alone, absolutely alone; for a month, I haven't seen a human face. However, my installation bothered me a lot, and hence my negligence.
Source: https://flaubert.univ-rouen.fr/correspondance/correspondance/9-ao%C3%BBt-1878-de-%C3%A9mile-zola-%C3%A0-gustave-flaubert/
Zola's house at Médan:
Source: https://www.napoleon.org/en/magazine/places/home-of-zola/
- 78. | 25/01/2024
A lot of the songs on some of the Fall CD releases were longer. 9 mins for 'My New House'
'No Bulbs' 17mins. 'Cruisers Creek' 15mins and a nearly 25min version of 'And this Day' (They have cut some Arcade fire and Block Party songs on some releases also)
I shook Mark E Smiths hand after a performance he did in Brighton around 2007/2008 at the Old Market in Hove. He played a few times there. I find the Falls music so artistically monumental that i have avoided influence in my own art. Listening to there music to this day is like listening to an actual physical presence. Truly great band. And very best to Brix and the Extricated i hope they do another tour soon.
Robert Meldrum, Sussex.
- 79. | 31/01/2024
I'm afraid you're misremembering. I can't find any studio version of My New House that's 9 minutes long. Live I know there are 7 minute+ versions. There is no 17 minute version of No Bulbs. There is no 15 minute version of Cruiser's Creek; the "extended version" on the TNSG omnibus edition is 7:35. There is no 25 minute version of And This Day that has been released, either officially or as a bootleg.
Conversely, if you have these, let us know the release details!
Brix and the Extricated are defunct.
The lines suggest that he got a bad deal on his mortgage, which could be why he thinks of going back to renting.