The Steak Place
Lyrics
Head down (1)
Head down
Head, head, head down.
Fool of the Commonwealth drove down there, (2)
Down turnpike;
Desperate for food desperate for respite.
The steak place.
The steak place
Cheap carpet lines the way
Aluminium tack door handles
Candelabra lion's head
Via butchers display too.
The steak place
The steak place
Via a carcass row
Things are brought forward and eaten,
I see the corners filled with hitmen,
Two young lawyers they are whispering, in
The steak place
The steak place
I wanna stay here,
I don't wanna go anywhere,
I could remain here,
Head down
Head down
Head down
Head, head, head down
The steak place
The steak place
I'd stop the automation,
I'd sit behind dusty lace,
I have a word with hitmen,
I give off a beatific face.
The steak place
The steak place
From New York City run screaming,
Into New England states,
Combined a man not should have to do this,
A man should not use his fist in
The steak place.
The steak place.
I wanna stay here,
I don't wanna go anywhere,
I shall remain here.
(Brown sauce!) (3)
Notes
1. The story seems to be as follows: the narrator drives from New England to New York to relax and get a meal in his favorite steak place, where he keeps his head down and minds his own business, because the place is frequented by shady underworld figures; at some point a "hitman" addresses him, and he is very friendly and polite to the latter as he doesn't want any trouble, he just wants to enjoy his meal and soak in the ambience. However, at some point an altercation ensues and the narrator decks the hitman and hightails it back to New England.
Ed has found that in 1984, there existed a place called "The Steak Place" in Chestnut Hill, Massachusetts. An ad can be found at the link provided; scroll to page three and look in the lower left hand corner. It seems to no longer be there.
2. This indicates that the narrator has come from Massachusetts, the only Commonwealth in New England (four US states are Commonwealths: Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Kentucky and Virginia).
3. I don't know what this is. The Lyrics Parade had "Bad song!" but I think that is certainly wrong. BreconBorn suggests "Brown sauce!" and says a Brit would put it on his steak. An American would probably be bemused (as I was) as "brown sauce" is a British phenomenon...
More Information
The Steak Place: Fall Tracks A-Z
In December 2018, Jeffrey Lewis & Los Bolts released a CD of 13 Fall cover versions performed during their UK tour in March/April 2018, as a tribute to MES .
The sleevenotes include Lewis' interpretation of The Steak Place. He sees it not just as a description of a restaurant but as a creepy New England/Lovecraftian narrative.
(this comes from Dan)
Jeffrey lewis sleevenotes to steak place (794.4 KB)
Comments (39)

- 1. | 15/09/2013

- 2. | 07/10/2013

- 3. | 07/10/2013

- 4. | 02/11/2013

- 5. | 12/07/2014
And "fool of the commonwealth" has interesting associations.
Marchamont Needham (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marchamont_Needham) was an English Civil War publisher, who wrote for both sides. He started out publishing the pro-parliamentarian journal Mercurius Britanicus, later published the pro-Royalist Mercurius Pragmaticus and then the Republican mouthpiece Mercurius Politicus.
The thing is, the first issue of Mercurius Politicus the first issue of which begins with an editorial to its readers, which said:
"Why should not the Commonwealth have a Fool, as well as the King had?"
(http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=2_5r8GWThaoC&lpg=PA408&ots=miqb1HS-jD&dq=%22commonwealth%20fool%22&pg=PA197#v=onepage&q=%22commonwealth's%20fool%22&f=false)
and also : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercurius_Politicus
Is MES indicating here that he sees himself in this kind of role?

- 6. | 12/07/2014
So, there's the Pennsylvania Turnpike (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsylvania_Turnpike), the Massachusetts Turnpike (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interstate_90_in_Massachusetts). Als the West Virginian Turnpike (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Virginia_Turnpike).
So bearing in mind my local knowledge is limited, I'm thinking that if Massachusetts is the only Commonwealth in New England, then the fact that the Massachusetts Turnpike does connect with New York state would seem a significant thing?
"Down there" works too.
So if you were travelling from, say, Boston, to New York City, would part of your journey be on the Massachusetts Turnpike?

- 7. | 12/07/2014
The block included the rock-star friendly Navarro Hotel, later the Ritz-Carlton.
Am I onto something? It's hard to tell.

- 8. | 12/07/2014
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparks_Steak_House

- 9. | 15/07/2014

- 10. | 18/08/2014
"We played this concert and I was starving and pulled up in this little New England town and it was really pretty but it had this place in the middle of it and it was like a fortress. All these big metal bulged heads coming out of it, it was like a horror museum. And it had... The Steak Place! And you walked down this alleyway and it was all carcasses under this light. Oh God, I'm gonna lose me appetite here. You ended up in this nice, dark, place, it was dead cool and quiet. I just sat down, had a steak. It was good"
Source not identified, but still.
I ought to be possible, from that description, to identify the town.

- 11. | 18/08/2014
Paradise, Boston, Mass
Living Room, Providence, Rhode Island
Irving Plaza, NYC
9:30 club, Washington DC
New Century Hall, Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Guthrie Theater, Minneapolis, Minnesota
The Stone, San Francisco, California
Lone Star Cafe, NYC
Then into Canada
So without assuming that the sequence of events in the song was the actual sequence of events, where might this town have been?

- 12. | 22/08/2015
Providence to New York however, is 181 miles. Again, surely the group would have stayed the night in Providence itself rather than headed straight to NYC? Anyhow, this route may well have taken the group past towns/cities such as Warwick, New London, New Haven, Stamford and no doubt others, depending on what exact road they took. (And was this one of the tours when MES travelled separately from the rest of The Fall?) Another thing to mention is that the implication from the MES quote above is that his hunger pangs happened sometime soon after one particular gig, but we can't pin this down for sure.
Sorry, no doubt I've muddied the waters rather than bring anything new to the investigation...

- 13. | 27/08/2015
Dan

- 14. | 09/02/2018
http://www.bahistory.org/Newspapers/News_Citiz_19841207.pdf

- 15. | 10/02/2018

- 16. | 17/02/2018

- 17. | 19/10/2018
http://www.bahistory.org/Newspapers/News_Citiz_19870123.pdf

- 18. | 22/12/2018
The sleevenotes include Lewis' interpretation of The Steak Place. He sees it not just as a description of a restaurant but as a creepy New England/Lovecraftian narrative.
https://the-jeffrey-lightning-lewis-store.myshopify.com/products/cd-13-fall-songs-live-lo-fi-lacking-rehearsal

- 19. | 22/12/2018
"Things are brought forward and eaten"

- 20. | 18/01/2019

- 21. | 18/01/2019

- 22. | 19/01/2019

- 23. | 19/01/2019
Dan, is there some accessible document with these liner notes? If not, if you want me to put anything in please quote it...

- 24. | 19/01/2019

- 25. | 19/01/2019
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_sauce

- 26. | 19/01/2019

- 27. | 22/01/2019

- 28. | 22/01/2019

- 29. | 22/01/2019

- 30. | 26/01/2019
You get a lot for free here...

- 31. | 26/01/2019

- 32. | 23/10/2020
We would sometimes go to these restaurants, I don't know if they were chains that had red vinyl banquettes. Mark really loved steak. I remember sitting there and him thinking everyone in the restaurant looked like they were in the Mafia. I don't remember the exact steak restaurant. Massachusetts Turnpike, New Jersey, somewhere round there. We would frequent these places quite often on tour, they were kind of familiar and old school American. I think it is a composite of places.
Ed's identification in comment #14 still seems the best candidate to me. And it's in the right Massachusetts Turnpike area identified by Brix (and in the lyric).

- 33. | 30/06/2021
Danny Baker, the man who saw The Fall in Huddersfield and recommended them to Step Forward records way back when, had an ongoing feature on his radio programme called 'red sauce, brown sauce or no sauce at all' (and may still have it - I think he's got a new show in the pipeline after his BBC sacking).
A quick google will tell you all you need to know about the Baker /sauce connection.

- 34. | 29/08/2021
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilltop_Steak_House

- 35. | 02/11/2021

- 36. | 24/01/2022
Hilltop seems like another good candidate, to me, mainly because of the decor. It doesn't quite seem as close to MES' description as Chestnut Hill, where the name of the place is also right. But he could be conflating more than one place, of course.
Hilltop had candelabras:

https://patch.com/massachusetts/wilmington/do-you-remember-legendary-hilltop-steak-house-saugus-0

- 37. | 24/01/2022
MES, as quoted above:
it was all carcasses under this light
It seems the butcher's shop could be seen through a window from the restaurant, so... that certainly fits.
And I did find it described in one newspaper article as "the place for steak", although I don't see that they used it as a slogan.
Also, it seems to have been most famous for a huge cactus sign, which of course isn't mentioned.

- 38. | 24/01/2022

- 39. | 20/02/2022
That line appears on the Lyrics Parade, which I guess is the source for this page. But it doesn't actually seem to appear in the song.
Dan